[Note:  I forgot to put in some of the chess moves, but other than that its
a decent translation.  Thanks to Hiromichi for transcribing the dialogue.
Enjoy.]

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E 1 0:0:4.33 0:0:11.39 DEFAULT Credit: Subtitled By DLM                         Translated by Hiromichi And DLM
E 1 0:0:13.37 0:0:20.22 TITLE1 Title: Miyuki-chan In The Wonderland
E 1 0:0:42.41 0:0:44.98 DEFAULT Miyuki: I had...a weird dream!
E 1 0:0:50.30 0:0:52.17 DEFAULT Miyuki: Good bye!
E 1 0:0:53.54 0:0:57.32 DEFAULT Miyuki: I'm late, I'm late! I'm late!
E 1 0:1:2.41 0:1:6.41 DEFAULT Bunny: I'm gonna be late, I'm gonna be late!
E 1 0:1:10.52 0:1:12.11 DEFAULT Miyuki: What?
E 1 0:2:0.77 0:2:3.13 DEFAULT Miyuki: Wh-what's this?
E 1 0:2:14.91 0:2:16.66 DEFAULT Door: Good morning.
E 1 0:2:19.79 0:2:21.21 DEFAULT Door: What's your name?
E 1 0:2:22.9 0:2:23.46 DEFAULT Miyuki: Miyuki.
E 1 0:2:24.17 0:2:26.4 DEFAULT Door: Isn't that a pretty name?
E 1 0:2:28.77 0:2:32.28 DEFAULT Door: Please, enter the door.
E 1 0:2:33.43 0:2:38.9 DEFAULT Miyuki: A door? You mean you're really a door?
E 1 0:2:38.75 0:2:41.16 DEFAULT Door: That's suprising? What do I look like?
E 1 0:2:41.93 0:2:43.57 DEFAULT Miyuki: A woman.
E 1 0:2:48.99 0:2:52.84 DEFAULT Door: That was funny. Well then, please enter the door.
E 1 0:2:53.33 0:2:55.30 DEFAULT Miyuki: But there's no doorknobs.
E 1 0:2:55.84 0:2:57.77 DEFAULT Door: Oh, there's doorknobs.
E 1 0:2:58.4 0:3:0.89 DEFAULT Miyuki: Eh? Where? Where at?
E 1 0:3:1.38 0:3:4.1 DEFAULT Door: Here.
E 1 0:3:4.66 0:3:9.22 DEFAULT Miyuki: TH-TH-THOSE are the doorknobs?!
E 1 0:3:9.71 0:3:13.66 DEFAULT Door: Yes. Come on, won't you please touch them?
E 1 0:3:13.93 0:3:16.34 DEFAULT Miyuki: We-we-well...
E 1 0:3:53.54 0:3:55.25 DEFAULT Choori: I am Choori.
E 1 0:3:56.7 0:3:57.44 DEFAULT Toori: I am Toori.
E 1 0:3:57.99 0:3:59.63 DEFAULT Miyuki: Tw-twins?
E 1 0:4:0.7 0:4:1.22 DEFAULT Twins: Your name?
E 1 0:4:1.66 0:4:3.36 DEFAULT Miyuki: Miyuki.
E 1 0:4:5.88 0:4:8.24 DEFAULT Twins: Let's fight.
E 1 0:4:15.24 0:4:19.36 DEFAULT Miyuki: Wa-wait a second. I can't fight!
E 1 0:5:10.54 0:5:12.30 DEFAULT Miyuki: Oww...
E 1 0:5:28.57 0:5:30.76 DEFAULT Miyuki: Wh-what's this?
E 1 0:5:36.40 0:5:38.60 DEFAULT Miyuki: The tea's coming towards me!
E 1 0:5:46.49 0:5:48.19 DEFAULT Miyuki: "Drink me."
E 1 0:5:48.84 0:5:50.71 DEFAULT Miyuki: I don't see why I should...
E 1 0:5:55.9 0:5:57.73 DEFAULT Miyuki: I wonder if this tea's all right?
E 1 0:6:3.36 0:6:6.11 DEFAULT Miyuki: It does look nice, though.
E 1 0:6:30.71 0:6:35.21 DEFAULT Miyuki: I knew I shouldn't have drunk that.
E 1 0:6:35.86 0:6:40.85 DEFAULT Hatter: Miss?  Miss?  Miss.
E 1 0:6:45.2 0:6:46.76 DEFAULT Hatter: Won't you join us?
E 1 0:6:47.9 0:6:51.98 DEFAULT Miyuki: That's all right, thanks. By the way, where am I?
E 1 0:7:4.41 0:7:7.87 DEFAULT Hatter: So, what was it you wanted to ask?
E 1 0:7:8.31 0:7:10.60 DEFAULT Miyuki: Uh, I was wondering where I am?
E 1 0:7:10.93 0:7:13.57 DEFAULT Hatter: Where? Of course, you're over here.
E 1 0:7:13.94 0:7:15.76 DEFAULT Miyuki: Where's over here?
E 1 0:7:16.19 0:7:17.40 DEFAULT Hatter: Over there.
E 1 0:7:17.95 0:7:19.92 DEFAULT Miyuki: I don't understand what you mean by over there!
E 1 0:7:20.25 0:7:25.23 DEFAULT Hatter: First, you should have a cup of tea.
E 1 0:7:44.3 0:7:47.92 DEFAULT Miyuki: I-I'm back to normal. Where am I this time?
E 1 0:7:54.50 0:7:55.65 DEFAULT Miyuki: It's dark.
E 1 0:7:56.81 0:7:58.22 DEFAULT Miyuki: It's already night.
E 1 0:8:6.83 0:8:10.17 DEFAULT Miyuki: That means I missed school.
E 1 0:8:11.54 0:8:14.72 DEFAULT Miyuki: There goes my perfect attendance!
E 1 0:8:18.78 0:8:20.20 DEFAULT Cat: Hi!
E 1 0:8:23.38 0:8:25.24 DEFAULT Miyuki: Go-good evening.
E 1 0:8:26.1 0:8:28.86 DEFAULT Miyuki: Where am I?
E 1 0:8:29.19 0:8:31.60 DEFAULT Miyuki: I was looking at a bunny lady on a skateboard,
E 1 0:8:31.98 0:8:34.12 DEFAULT Miyuki: when I suddenly fell through a hole.
E 1 0:8:35.38 0:8:38.39 DEFAULT Miyuki: Because of all this I couldn't get to school!
E 1 0:8:39.82 0:8:41.73 DEFAULT Cat: What's your name?
E 1 0:8:42.12 0:8:43.38 DEFAULT Miyuki: Miyuki...
E 1 0:8:43.71 0:8:47.43 DEFAULT Cat: I'm the Cheshire cat. Aren't you cute, Miyuki-chan.
E 1 0:8:50.62 0:8:53.74 DEFAULT Cat: Would you like an older woman to show you something wonderful?
E 1 0:8:54.1 0:8:55.88 DEFAULT Miyuki: No, thank you.
E 1 0:8:57.46 0:8:59.60 DEFAULT Cat: Come on, I'll make your heart beat.
E 1 0:8:59.88 0:9:1.25 DEFAULT Miyuki: I-I'll pass.
E 1 0:9:3.60 0:9:7.28 DEFAULT Miyuki: Help!
E 1 0:9:19.0 0:9:22.1 DEFAULT Miyuki: Wh-what? It's already the next day.
E 1 0:9:26.45 0:9:30.39 DEFAULT Miyuki: Ah, I wonder if those people could tell me where I am?
E 1 0:9:33.30 0:9:35.27 DEFAULT Painter: Okay. Next Flower-san!
E 1 0:9:37.25 0:9:38.73 DEFAULT Miyuki: Uh...say...
E 1 0:9:39.0 0:9:40.48 DEFAULT Painter: I'm busy at the moment.
E 1 0:9:40.75 0:9:44.26 DEFAULT Miyuki: I see that. What are you doing?
E 1 0:9:44.65 0:9:46.1 DEFAULT Painter: You can't tell?
E 1 0:9:46.62 0:9:50.2 DEFAULT Miyuki: Well, it looks like you're painting.
E 1 0:9:50.57 0:9:54.18 DEFAULT Painter: That's right. We have to quickly paint these white flowers red.
E 1 0:9:54.84 0:10:1.31 DEFAULT Miyuki: Why do you have to paint them red? White looks pretty too.
E 1 0:10:1.64 0:10:7.23 DEFAULT Painter: The queen likes red roses, but somehow they painted white.
E 1 0:10:9.3 0:10:11.28 DEFAULT Painter: If she finds out, she'll punish us.
E 1 0:10:11.50 0:10:12.38 DEFAULT Miyuki: Punish?
E 1 0:10:12.75 0:10:14.89 DEFAULT Painter: I want to be punished!
E 1 0:10:15.33 0:10:18.29 DEFAULT Painter: I want the queen to punish me too.
E 1 0:10:18.62 0:10:21.80 DEFAULT Painter: Me too.
E 1 0:10:30.95 0:10:35.0 DEFAULT Queen: I thought I said I wanted red roses planted here.
E 1 0:10:35.28 0:10:40.26 DEFAULT Painters: The queen!
E 1 0:10:42.29 0:10:43.89 DEFAULT Queen: So, who's responsible for this?
E 1 0:10:44.16 0:10:47.6 DEFAULT Painters: I am! I am! Me too!
E 1 0:10:49.75 0:10:50.63 DEFAULT Queen: Your name?
E 1 0:10:51.0 0:10:52.98 DEFAULT Miyuki: I'm...Miyuki.
E 1 0:10:53.97 0:10:56.43 DEFAULT Queen: Get on your knees and lick my shoes!
E 1 0:10:58.7 0:11:0.5 DEFAULT Queen: If I tell you to lick my shoes, do it!
E 1 0:11:12.22 0:11:14.40 DEFAULT Painters: Isn't that wonderful!
E 1 0:11:47.45 0:11:48.71 DEFAULT Miyuki: Bunny-san!
E 1 0:11:57.31 0:12:0.33 DEFAULT Queen: Call me your queen!
E 1 0:12:1.69 0:12:3.62 DEFAULT Miyuki: St-stop!
E 1 0:12:25.32 0:12:27.95 DEFAULT Miyuki: I had...a weird dream!
E 1 0:12:33.43 0:12:35.1 DEFAULT Miyuki: Good-bye!
E 1 0:12:36.66 0:12:39.61 DEFAULT Miyuki: I'm late, I'm late! I'm late!
E 1 0:12:44.12 0:12:49.82 DEFAULT Bunny: I'm gonna be late! Oh, I'm gonna be late!
E 1 0:13:0.50 0:13:7.18 TITLE2 Title: Miyuki-chan In The Mirror World
E 1 0:13:39.51 0:13:40.94 DEFAULT Miyuki: Done.
E 1 0:14:46.97 0:14:49.43 DEFAULT Miyuki: "Ssalg gnikool eht hguorht dnal eht?"
E 1 0:14:50.59 0:14:52.95 DEFAULT Miyuki: What's "Emoclew hguorht dnal eht?"
E 1 0:14:53.93 0:14:59.8 DEFAULT Miyuki: "Emoclew"...
E 1 0:15:1.38 0:15:4.29 DEFAULT Miyuki: I get it! This is backwards!
E 1 0:15:8.7 0:15:11.24 DEFAULT Miyuki: "Welcome to the land through the looking glass."
E 1 0:15:21.44 0:15:23.90 DEFAULT Miyuki: What?
E 1 0:15:26.10 0:15:27.24 DEFAULT Miyuki: You have wings!
E 1 0:15:33.38 0:15:34.26 DEFAULT Miyuki: What are you doing?
E 1 0:15:35.14 0:15:38.53 DEFAULT Miyuki: Where are you taking me!
E 1 0:15:49.16 0:15:54.86 DEFAULT Miyuki: The ground's above my head. Also, the sky's underneath me...
E 1 0:16:3.3 0:16:6.59 DEFAULT Miyuki: ...even though I'm not standing on my head.
E 1 0:16:13.6 0:16:14.54 DEFAULT Miyuki: The blood's not rushing to my head...
E 1 0:16:14.82 0:16:19.25 DEFAULT Miyuki: ...which means I'm stuck in some strange place again after all!
E 1 0:16:22.26 0:16:25.1 DEFAULT Miyuki: I'm falling into the sky!
E 1 0:16:27.41 0:16:30.98 DEFAULT Miyuki: Why does this sort of thing happen to me?!
E 1 0:16:44.18 0:16:45.23 DEFAULT Miyuki: Where am I?
E 1 0:16:45.45 0:16:46.54 DEFAULT Hana: That hurts!
E 1 0:16:54.92 0:16:57.45 DEFAULT Hana: Miss, that hurts!
E 1 0:16:58.66 0:17:2.43 DEFAULT Hana: If you can, could you move your leg please?
E 1 0:17:2.38 0:17:4.90 DEFAULT Hana: Pretty lady.
E 1 0:17:6.49 0:17:10.16 DEFAULT Miyuki: Sorry! I'm really sorry!
E 1 0:17:11.80 0:17:15.4 DEFAULT Hana: It's all right, pretty lady.
E 1 0:17:16.35 0:17:23.37 DEFAULT Miyuki: But, I fell from quite a ways up. You're not hurt?
E 1 0:17:24.8 0:17:29.7 DEFAULT Hana: I think I'm all right, but would you check please?
E 1 0:17:29.78 0:17:33.12 DEFAULT Hana: The inside of my leg might be bruised.
E 1 0:17:33.83 0:17:36.91 DEFAULT Hana: Come on, look! Look, look!
E 1 0:17:37.78 0:17:41.67 DEFAULT Hana: Don't do that. You're teasing the pretty lady.
E 1 0:17:50.82 0:17:56.3 DEFAULT Hana: But, the young lady's so cute.
E 1 0:18:4.25 0:18:5.83 DEFAULT Hana: Miyuki-chan?
E 1 0:18:6.55 0:18:8.19 DEFAULT Hana: Isn't that a pretty name.
E 1 0:18:9.13 0:18:10.87 DEFAULT Hana: It sure is.
E 1 0:18:12.25 0:18:16.68 DEFAULT Hana: Miyuki-chan, let's do something pleasant together.
E 1 0:18:17.29 0:18:18.44 DEFAULT Hana: Yeah.
E 1 0:18:18.61 0:18:21.29 DEFAULT Hana: Come here, Miyuki-chan.
E 1 0:18:23.32 0:18:25.46 DEFAULT Miyuki: D-don't mind me!
E 1 0:18:40.80 0:18:44.3 DEFAULT Miyuki: Once again I'm stuck in some strange place.
E 1 0:18:50.55 0:18:53.51 DEFAULT Miyuki: If I can't find a way back...
E 1 0:18:57.35 0:19:0.69 DEFAULT Miyuki: That's strange.  The wind's not blowing...
E 1 0:19:4.8 0:19:10.44 DEFAULT Miyuki: Bu...a butterfly!
E 1 0:19:15.48 0:19:17.95 DEFAULT Miyuki: You made the breeze, didn't you?
E 1 0:19:19.11 0:19:21.46 DEFAULT Miyuki: Thank you.
E 1 0:19:24.80 0:19:26.33 DEFAULT Miyuki: You're so pretty.
E 1 0:19:27.27 0:19:32.20 DEFAULT Miyuki: This's the first time I've seen transparent butterfly wings.
E 1 0:19:36.31 0:19:39.60 DEFAULT Miyuki: There are wonderful people in this world after all.
E 1 0:19:40.20 0:19:45.8 DEFAULT Miyuki: Oh, you don't understand my words, do you?
E 1 0:19:55.5 0:19:59.76 DEFAULT Miyuki: Butterfly-san!
E 1 0:20:5.52 0:20:8.10 DEFAULT Miyuki: Sorry!
E 1 0:20:37.79 0:20:41.3 DEFAULT Miyuki: Where have I gotten myself into this time?
E 1 0:20:43.44 0:20:46.40 DEFAULT Humpty: Ah, aren't you a pretty young lady.
E 1 0:20:47.32 0:20:49.58 DEFAULT Miyuki: I'm Miyuki.
E 1 0:20:50.45 0:20:55.66 DEFAULT Humpty: I'm Humpty Dumpty, pretty Miyuki-chan.
E 1 0:20:57.25 0:20:58.45 DEFAULT Miyuki: Where am I?
E 1 0:21:0.97 0:21:2.57 DEFAULT Humpty: You should recognize this place.
E 1 0:21:3.38 0:21:5.19 DEFAULT Miyuki: I should...
E 1 0:21:7.11 0:21:10.34 DEFAULT Miyuki: I know this is a strange place but...
E 1 0:21:13.9 0:21:17.14 DEFAULT Humpty: You still haven't notice the black and white pattern?
E 1 0:21:23.50 0:21:28.37 DEFAULT Miyuki: What's happening?
E 1 0:21:31.49 0:21:33.80 DEFAULT Miyuki: It's a chess game!
E 1 0:21:45.48 0:21:48.48 DEFAULT Miyuki: Why are all the chess pieces that sexy-looking?!
E 1 0:21:54.73 0:21:57.15 DEFAULT Humpty: Come, come, please have a seat too.
E 1 0:21:57.69 0:21:59.17 DEFAULT Miyuki: I'm not very good at chess...
E 1 0:22:3.55 0:22:5.14 DEFAULT Miyuki: Say there...
E 1 0:22:12.82 0:22:14.7 DEFAULT Miyuki: Me?
E 1 0:22:16.10 0:22:18.35 DEFAULT Miyuki: Pawn, one forward.
E 1 0:22:21.69 0:22:23.39 DEFAULT Miyuki: How can that be me?
E 1 0:22:23.89 0:22:27.6 DEFAULT Humpty: Come on, hurry and move a piece. There's no time!
E 1 0:22:29.48 0:22:33.20 DEFAULT Humpty: If you lose, you'll have to take off all your clothes.
E 1 0:22:34.13 0:22:36.16 DEFAULT Miyuki: I don't want to do that.
E 1 0:22:36.59 0:22:38.13 DEFAULT Humpty: Well then, good luck.
E 1 0:22:39.45 0:22:41.31 DEFAULT Miyuki: Pawn, one forward.
E 1 0:22:41.69 0:22:43.6 DEFAULT Miyuki: Bishop, forward.
E 1 0:22:46.68 0:22:47.61 DEFAULT Miyuki: Pawn, forward.
E 1 0:22:48.65 0:22:50.79 DEFAULT Miyuki: Pawn takes pawn.
E 1 0:22:56.49 0:22:58.30 DEFAULT Miyuki: Oh no...
E 1 0:22:59.6 0:23:0.60 DEFAULT Miyuki: Knight to C-3.
E 1 0:23:2.3 0:23:6.79 DEFAULT Miyuki: Bishop to C-3. Takes knight.
E 1 0:23:7.78 0:23:15.56 DEFAULT Miyuki: Bishop to A-3.
E 1 0:23:16.38 0:23:19.78 DEFAULT Miyuki: That...that me is still me, isn't it?
E 1 0:23:20.16 0:23:22.47 DEFAULT Miyuki: But if that girl's also me...
E 1 0:23:31.34 0:23:35.23 DEFAULT Miyuki: If I lose to me, she has to strip. That means either way I have to strip.
E 1 0:23:45.21 0:23:47.34 DEFAULT Miyuki: Rook on this side to B-8.
E 1 0:23:48.11 0:23:49.21 DEFAULT Miyuki: King to G-1.
E 1 0:23:50.14 0:23:50.31 DEFAULT Miyuki: Pawn to E-3.
E 1 0:23:50.58 0:23:51.2 DEFAULT Miyuki: Bishop to A-5.
E 1 0:23:51.29 0:23:51.83 DEFAULT Miyuki: King to A-7.
E 1 0:23:55.90 0:23:57.53 DEFAULT Miyuki: Bishop to B-6.
E 1 0:23:59.84 0:24:2.63 DEFAULT Humpty: Congratulations. You're the winner.
E 1 0:24:4.17 0:24:4.93 DEFAULT Miyuki: Huh?
E 1 0:24:5.70 0:24:10.14 DEFAULT Humpty: Well now, the one who loses has to strip.
E 1 0:24:15.84 0:24:20.39 DEFAULT Miyuki: St-stop. I'm not even married yet!
E 1 0:24:23.13 0:24:26.19 DEFAULT Miyuki: Stop!
E 1 0:24:28.94 0:24:33.10 DEFAULT Miyuki: Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
E 1 0:24:49.43 0:24:53.27 DEFAULT Miyuki: What? I'm in my room?
E 1 0:24:57.92 0:25:2.52 DEFAULT Miyuki: At any rate, I'm back from that weird world.
E 1 0:25:6.20 0:25:9.21 DEFAULT Miyuki: Thank heaven, I've returned!
E 1 0:25:23.14 0:25:25.76 DEFAULT Miyuki: Hurry to school now.
E 1 0:25:38.4 0:25:42.81 DEFAULT Miyuki: Okay then, I'm leaving!