/872 ]vpos=-10;lineheight=30 HEY! THE HAPPY RETIREMENT LIFE ! /909 ]REM=timer=-161 /951 Thank you for volunteering for the mission. /979 We're ready to lay down our lives for the glory of the Rarlgon Empire. /1014 I believe both of you are familiar with this particular warrior who was... /1041 ...one of the most prominent figures in the United Planets Space Force. /1067 /1082 That's Admiral Hanner. /1103 Correct. We encountered him in several engagements in remote sectors of the galaxy. /1150 /1154 Even we can't ignore his feats of heroism in those battles. /1177 /1180 I heard that he retired... /1208 /1225 As you can see, he is living on a pension. /1249 /1266 How pitiful....I can't believe an ex-Admiral is living like that... /1286 /1291 To prepare for the war with us, the United Planets Space Force is trying desperately to... /1333 ...increase their military strength. But what's important is their will to fight. /1381 /1429 The twilight of a warrior's life is full of nothing but misery. /1460 You are to spread this message among the people of the United Planets. Understood ? /1504 /1578 I got one ! /1594 /1597 Oops ! /1611 Please wait ! /1624 There. /1634 You're the one who've been having good luck all the time. /1651 Come on, this is just a game to kill some time. /1675 You really are a tough fellow to deal with. /1701 /1703 You're so generous. You must have been popular among girls when you were young. /1747 /1755 How did you know that ? /1762 Your brilliant tactics and generosity... /1789 ...they're not something an ordinary person can imitate. /1835 /1838 Really ? /1854 So please wait. /1867 Sure. /1885 /1902 What is it? /1916 /1952 Retired admiral Roberto J. Hanner. Payment couldn't be delivered... /1981 ...due to change in address. Please confirm his new address immediately. /2015 Hmm...retired admiral ? /2033 /2061 It can wait until after lunch. /2085 /2096 Tylor, what are you going to do ? /2115 /2120 R-R-Right... /2136 /2143 Hmm...retired Admiral Hanner ? /2180 /2273 Ok, say "Ahhh"! /2290 /2308 How was it, father? Was it too hot? /2333 I'm really sorry for being such a burden on you. /2361 Please don't say that. /2379 If I had been killed in the line of duty, two of you could be living in luxury with the pension... /2439 Don't worry. We're happy as long as you're with us. /2488 /2491 Yumi, Emi... /2512 I'm really sorry. /2526 /2531 I already informed them of the new address but you know what bureaucrats are like. /2572 As soon as I return to HQ, I'll make sure that the pension is delivered to this address. /2605 /2608 Yuriko... /2621 ...thank you for your constant concern for our welfare. /2638 /2642 Don't mention it. Aren't we childhood friends ? /2664 How can they treat your father like this when there's... /2686 ...no one who contributed to the military more than he did ? /2707 I don't know what's going on in the minds of those United Planets government officials... /2733 /2794 Welcome to~~~ our home.~~~ /2816 May we have~~~ your name...~~~ /2826 ~~~...please ? /2837 /2876 Universal Peace Revolutionism Front ? What's that ? /2916 /2968 Watch out ! /2976 /3116 Lt. Yamamoto. I'm really sorry to interrupt your vacation but... /3149 ...could you please come to the office immediately? /3173 /3214 NO MORE WAR! BRING PEACE AND LOVE TO THE UNIVERSE /3312 We're the comrades of the glorious Universal Peace Revolutionism Front... /3356 ...whose mission is to deliver the message of universal love ! /3392 /3394 Dear comrades of the United Planets! Please give up this meaningless war! /3442 Please listen. Free the hostage and come out immediately. What are your demands ? /3494 /3496 Stop the war ! That's our only demand ! /3531 LOOK ! /3537 He was once called the Hero of Space but when he outlived... /3563 ...his usefulness, the military discarded him...like...like so much garbage ! /3593 /3610 T-T-That's really cruel ! /3620 Immediately stop the military recruitment of civilians... /3655 ...and dissolve the United Planets Space Force. /3682 Otherwise we can't guarantee the lives of the hostages ! /3716 /3722 That's a...! /3728 /3765 Sorry for interrupting your vacation, Lt. Yamamoto. /3795 /3814 Forget it. How many hostages are there ? /3839 Retired admiral Roberto J. Hanner, his two daughters and... /3872 ...their friend, Lt. Commander Yuriko Star. A total of four. /3907 /3911 So what are their demands? /3933 The dissolution of the Space Force and abandoning the war. /3989 But why didn't you storm the building? /4008 We dare not approach them, because they have a highly destructive bomb. /4064 /4078 I see. /4090 /4120 They gotta have a blind spot somewhere. /4160 /4179 What's that thing on the roof ? /4199 /4202 Lieutenant, it's a message from HQ. /4241 I see. Put it on the main monitor. /4264 /4269 Who's in charge ? /4285 /4291 Your Excellency Admiral Mifune. /4306 Do you understand ? Love is the most important thing in the universe. /4341 Love is everything ! The truth lies in realizing that there is love inside your heart ! /4419 What's going on ? /4435 Terrorists are holding hostages in the house of a retired United Planets Space Force admiral. /4504 Eh ? /4515 /4529 Retired admiral ? /4542 /4546 Do you understand ? Base your decision on common sense and... /4578 ...try to safely rescue the hostages as soon as possible. /4605 Yes, sir. I understand. /4624 /4627 Now is a very important time before a war with the Rarlgon Empire. /4659 /4662 Admiral Mifune, you're so lenient ! /4683 FUJI !~~~~~ /4695 Are you going to give up the war to free the hostage ? Isn't it obvious that... /4737 ...Our United Planets will become a colony of the Rarlgon Empire the moment we do ? /4779 /4781 SHUT UP ! /4794 You don't give a damn about the hostages, do you ? /4817 Then are you going to sacrifice the citizens of the United Planets to save 5 hostages ? /4865 I never said that ! /4880 /4901 Understood ? I'll leave the rest to you. /4932 /4989 Hey, you over there. /5008 /5013 Me ? /5023 Where are you going ? /5032 /5035 Don't worry. I'm just going to deliver Admiral Hanner's pension check. /5086 Don't you know what the hell is going on ? /5118 Lieutenant, I really feel sorry for you. /5148 Holding hostages is awfully unsportsmanlike of them ! /5197 /5208 Our Space Force is way better than that ! /5209 Although payments get delayed sometimes, they'll be delivered eventually without fail. /5233 This is the layout of Admiral Hanner's apartment. /5285 /5288 Good. /5295 Run simulations based on this. /5316 Yes, sir. /5318 So I, Justy Ueki Tylor, will get going. /5357 /5363 Hey, wait ! /5377 /5388 Pension Department ? Is that some kind of cryptic code ? /5421 /5426 Can he be a secret agent that Admiral Mifune sent ? /5467 /5475 I'm just going there to deliver the pension check. /5500 /5528 Tylor, I'm depending on you. /5558 /5567 Late ! How long are they going to make us wait ? /5609 No matter how long you wait, they are not going to accept... /5631 ...your ridiculous demand to dissolve the military. /5646 What ? /5657 /5660 How can you expect to them to do that in this crucial period before a war ? /5711 /5722 You guys are spies from the Rarlgon Empire, aren't you ? /5762 Whether you're spies or not... /5781 ...you guys MUST be lowly underlings, to use such cowardly means. /5816 /5826 Lowly underlings ? /5836 Damn you ! /5862 Calm down. /5873 /5877 How can you expect me to calm down after being insulted like that ?! /5909 /5948 Now's the time ! /5960 But.... /5969 ...our father... /5982 Although he may be old, Admiral Hanner is still a warrior ! /6000 So please hurry ! /6012 /6029 Yuriko ! /6037 /6040 Please go ! Hurry ! /6051 That's far enough ! /6069 Got it? Everyone stay right where you are. /6097 /6121 Good afternoon ! /6131 I'm Justy Ueki Tylor of the United Planets Space Force. /6182 /6184 The Space Force ! /6192 /6203 You came to rescue us ! /6227 /6229 Yes. /6235 Tylor of the United Planets Space Force is right here ! /6273 /6399 I came here to deliver the delayed pension check. /6436 /6439 Pension ? /6454 /6460 I'm very sorry to interrupt you but please understand... /6489 ...that I have a job to do. Please forgive me. /6520 /6525 Excuse me. /6534 /6573 Your Excellency, please pull yourself together. /6604 /6609 I'll be here to play Go or Shogi with you anytime. /6642 /6665 Your Excellency, then please excuse me. /6689 /6697 Wait a minute. /6707 But I have other things to attend to after this... /6742 /6862 Your life or your schedule ? Your choice ! /6893 /6896 Well, engagements are made to be broken... /6921 /6931 Good afternoon. I'm Tylor. /6956 /6963 It looks like you got yourselves into quite a mess. /6990 But fear not, for I'm here ! Leave the matter to me and relax. /7037 Hey, you ! /7051 Excuse me. /7062 Don't you need to put handcuffs on me ? If you don't have one, I'd like to share hers. /7108 /7113 Eh? You do ? It's OK. That would be a terrible waste. /7150 We shouldn't waste limited resources available to us. /7178 What the hell is he ? /7193 /7222 He should have contacted us by now. /7254 Can it be that he failed ? /7278 Lieutenant, there's activity on the outside monitor. /7305 Put it on the screen. /7316 /7320 How generous of you to give us another hostage. /7343 I guess the United Planets Space Force has too many human resources on its hands. /7383 /7393 No, that's not true. /7399 They are doing flashy commercials for recruitment these days. /7443 /7451 What ? /7461 I can't understand why people don't want to join the military. /7502 When there is no easier job... /7518 /7531 Anyway, we'll wait for another hour. /7558 If we don't get any replies by then, we'll kill the hostages. /7596 /7613 Lt. Yamamoto, who was that idiot ? /7643 /7649 Isn't he a special agent that you have sent ? /7683 /7688 You moron ! I didn't send him ! /7719 /7725 Eh ? Then he is... /7748 /7755 I'm just going there to deliver the pension... /7783 /7808 That ASSHOLE ! /7836 /7848 What's your real purpose in coming here ? /7870 Eh ? /7877 I told you that I came here just to deliver Admiral Hanner's pension check. /7916 How kind... /7926 ...of you ! /7939 /7942 Thank you. I'm happy to hear that. /7965 /7970 Hey, do you... /7990 But being able to meet a woman like you in a place like this fills my heart with joy. /8053 /8065 May I have your name ? /8073 /8095 Yuriko. Yuriko Star. I'm a Lt. Commander. /8132 SHUT UP ! /8143 /8151 I told you not to talk without our permission ! /8174 /8188 Pick on someone your own size ! /8206 /8279 A terrorist who has devoted his life to the revolution... /8301 ...shouldn't behave like a lewd salary man. /8326 I shouldn't ? /8347 /8427 Yumi, I'm sorry. /8452 /8656 You dropped this. /8677 Oh, thanks. /8694 /8711 YOU JERK ! /8720 Why did you give the gun back to him ? /8741 /8749 But shouldn't I return a lost article to its proper owner ? /8779 This isn't the place for that ! /8799 /8802 Shut up ! How many times do you have to defy us ? /8835 /8841 If you do that again... ...we'll kill you. /8865 /8869 Wow ! He's SO cool. /8888 He is incredibly handsome... /8907 /8912 We have no choice but to attack them from this air duct. /8937 /8941 Organize a storming party immediately ! We'll use gas bombs. /8976 Lt. Yamamoto, that's too mild. /9002 Do you want to make the United Planets a colony of the Rarlgon ? /9034 We should be careful not to hurt the civilians in the process. /9069 Blast'em with a missile and they'll surrender. /9111 What about the hostages ? /9128 Do you want to sacrifice all of mankind for 5 people ? /9157 But... /9166 I don't care! An attack will teach them a lesson ! /9191 No, you shouldn't ! /9204 /9207 Should I... do it or not ? /9232 /9266 Wonderful ! /9282 You're so beautiful ! /9295 /9302 A warrior shouldn't be concerned with his looks. /9329 That's the mark of a real man. /9347 /9351 No. /9363 A man should have good looks. /9380 I can't understand why someone with such good looks didn't become a model or a movie star. /9430 Look at the graceful way you carry yourself. /9458 You must look at the mirror for at least an hour every morning. /9486 No. /9494 Hmm...strange. Otherwise you wouldn't look this cool. /9531 /9538 Why would I use a mirror ? /9554 /9560 Don't be fooled by their words ! /9584 /9596 Well, well. Please wait a minute. /9618 /9629 If you are going to get killed anyway, you want to be killed by the handsome one, right ? /9666 That's right. /9680 /9686 I want to be killed by him, too. /9712 /9717 I'm troubled. /9734 We can forgive whatever a beautiful person may do. /9766 If I can be strangled to death by your soft and graceful fingers... /9794 ...that would be my greatest satisfaction. /9816 Good. /9830 If you want to die THAT badly, I'll kill you. /9858 /9863 Shut up ! /9872 If you make noises, we won't feed you. /9889 /9892 Eh ? Feed me ? /9908 /9910 Who do you think you are ? A man should have good looks but you don't. /9950 Ugly men don't exist in "our" universe ! /9971 Even if they do, they aren't REAL men and... /9999 ...therefore they should be considered sub-human. /10047 That's too harsh. /10083 At least you should have told him what's wrong with him, like his short and bandy legs. /10142 /10145 But still..... /10160 ...the face is what makes the man... /10183 ...right ? /10196 /10222 I can't allow the United Planets to become a colony of the Rarlgon. /10262 /10276 I have no choice. I don't... /10301 /10330 It fits so well on you, as expected. /10346 I see. /10358 The more you polish yourself, the better you look. /10394 Ah.. now I understand the effect of make-up. /10420 /10435 Don't let them trick you ! /10448 A man's greatest possession is his heart ! His guts ! His soul ! And his spirit ! /10481 /10512 Enemy missiles have locked on. Take shelter immediately. /10559 WHAT ?! We're still inside ! /10586 Enemy missile target lock is confirmed. They will fire in 3 minutes. /10618 I guess they abandoned you. /10641 We've been abandoned. /10657 Hey, unless you act quickly, you guys will get killed, too. /10687 OR do you want to die here ? /10706 That's right. Regardless of his or her looks, everyone has the right to live. /10747 /10758 You bastard ! Are you still spewing out that shit ?! /10780 "A man's greatest possession is his heart ! His guts ! His soul ! And his spirit !" /10816 ...right ? /10826 /10835 It's no use trying to flatter me now. /10856 That's not true. I'm saying this from my heart. /10887 /10891 Think about the speech you made. /10926 A wimp without guts could not have delivered such a speech. /10956 /10967 A man should have a pure heart above anything else. /10999 The beautiful heart, that's the symbol of human love ! /11030 But other people don't understand your pure heart. /11071 People are deluded by your looks and can't see the truth hidden under your ugly face. /11136 /11138 You're right. Nobody understands me. /11177 /11179 We don't have the time for this idle chit-chat. Unless we take shelter immediately... /11221 /11224 No. There is no need for that. /11245 /11307 Are you crying ? /11331 You really have a pure heart. /11359 /11365 I'm not crying. I'm moved to tears ! Even a man cries when he's moved. /11417 For the first time in my life, I've met a person who understands my heart. /11477 /11481 Then let's throw away that bomb and go home. /11511 /11519 No. I won't be able to be moved like this ever again. /11562 Nor will I be able to another person who understands me. /11594 So everyone, please die with me. /11615 /11623 Please, die with me. We're all abandoned ones. /11651 Let's die together with this bomb. /11684 /11691 If you say so...I'm in trouble. /11719 Hey, Yuriko-san... /11740 /11761 Don't call me "Yuriko-san" !! I'm not your friend ! /11812 Things have only gotten worse since you came here ! /11839 Leave the matter to me and relax ? Don't be ridiculous ! /11883 I have so many things to do... /11917 Why do I have to die in a place like this ? /11945 Give me back my youth. /11966 /11977 I can't give you back your youth but you can still slug me. /12024 Take this, please. /12037 /12063 Is it really OK with you ? I'm gonna slug you. /12099 Please. Be my guest. /12116 /12121 I'm going to slug you REAL hard ! I mean it ! /12145 Please... /12155 /12158 Good. 15 seconds to fire ! /12182 /12185 TAKE THIS ! /12200 /12336 Goddamn! I can't even die ? /12376 Don't be silly. Why should you die ? /12396 /12403 As long as you're still alive, good things will happen someday. /12442 You might become a movie star someday. /12462 Anyway, it would be no fun if everyone in the world was handsome. /12489 /12493 Who knows ? Someday your face might be popular among women. /12532 It's better to have an ugly face and a pure heart than an pretty face and an ugly heart. /12584 /12645 Oh dear... /12658 /12687 Someone... give me a status report. /12714 /12819 So "Justy Ueki Tylor" was the last thing we heard from them. /12863 Yes, sir. /12872 /12877 What kind of man is he ? He might be worth looking into. /12921 /12989 What the hell happened ? /13009 Lieutenant ! /13024 Are you alright ? /13038 /13043 Looks like we're OK. {iffy xlate} /13064 /13072 You must be very tired. {iffy xlate} /13094 /13110 But I think something fell on me... /13135 /13138 Sorry for your trouble. /13151 Don't worry. All the hostages are safe. /13169 Tylor, you said that you are Private Justy Ueki Tylor, right ? /13206 Yes. /13215 /13217 I won't ask you to give my youth back but I can still slug you, can't I ? /13273 Eh ? How come ? /13290 /13372 Who the hell is he ? /13400 /13470 Next time... /13485 /13499 The captain... he is a father to his crewmen. /13523 The captain... he is the king of his ship. /13545 Captain... that's Tylor's new title. /13577 /13583 THE SHIP DEPARTS BUT OLD GRUDGES STILL REMAIN BEHIND. /13617