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IRRESPONSIBLE CAPTAIN TYLOR
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Let's continue the journey to the
place that's not on any maps.
/291
/354
Grab what you want with your hands.
/403
/411
Let's go wherever we want,
/454
/468
Carrying something that's
more certain than the words,
/561
/576
right away,
SAIL AWAY FOR THE FUTURE
/620
/632
Something unknown is waiting for us
/678
/697
Throw away all your worries and
/758
/827
Let's go!
/842
/861
THE MYSTERIOUS
IRRESPONSIBLE MAN
/895
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/1023
Please do Noriko a favor.
/1078
/1092
Make use of your talents.
/1140
/1178
The defender of galactic peace
and guardian of nature...
/1232
...my hero!
/1246
/1278
We're waiting for you!
/1301
/1521
Gentlemen. If we fail to act now,
the might of the Larlgon Empire
will continue to grow...
/1585
...until they have the strength to
gain complete control over the
outer sector of our galaxy.
/1623
/1626
I've heard that the new empress of
Larlgon is still young and unable to...
/1655
...gain firm control over the various
factions in the Empire vying for power. 
/1684
They're in no condition
to prepare for a war.
/1707
An army without a strong chain
of command is nothing but rabble.
/1745
However, our forces are highly dedicated.
Our talented commanders and... 
/1784
...experienced troops will make crushing
the enemy mere child's play.
/1816
Now is the time to send our
forces on a blitzkrieg...
/1849
...across the Larlgon Empire and
bring them to their knees.
/1874
/1882
These are my conclusions.
/1900
I want to hear the opinion of Admiral Mifune,
the commander of outer galactic fleet.
/1942
I think you have a point, Admiral Fuji.
/1971
Given the current situation,
I'm confident that my outer galactic fleet...
/2014
...can destroy 40% of the
Larlgon Empire's fleet within a month.
/2063
/2065
As expected of the
renowned Admiral Mifune.
/2089
Then you agree with my
assessment of the situation?
/2112
/2114
No.
/2131
I'm against your plan.
/2151
/2155
What?
/2165
We shouldn't underestimate
the Larlgon Empire... 
/2190
We'll be able to hold our own against them
for about a year, but when it becomes a
long war, it's inevitable that our force,
/2232
whose total production capacity
is inferior to that of the enemy, will
gradually be outgunned by the enemy.
/2285
I believe a quick victory over
the Larlgon Empire is also unlikely.
/2332
/2343
Furthermore, inside the Larlgon Empire,
most believe that we are...
/2391
...the ones behind the accidental
death of the emperor.
/2420
Their morale will exceed ours since they...
/2464
...consider us to be the
enemy of their late emperor.
/2500
/2504
What if the enemy attempts
a pre-emptive strike?
/2527
Don't worry. My fleet is on stand-by
for just such a possibility.
/2564
/2571
We can afford to wait
and see what will happen.
/2600
We can use the time to observe the
Larlgon Empire under the new empress...
/2623
...and determine if they will
attempt a pre-emptive strike.
/2646
/2675
There is no longer any doubt that the
death of the late Emperor Goza 15th...
/2716
...was due to a conspiracy by
the United Planets Space Force.
/2757
/2763
Your Majesty, you should
personally lead our force...
/2798
...and punish the United
Planets Space Force.
/2821
I believe that's the only path left
for the glorious Larlgon Empire.
/2864
Wang!
/2872
/2892
Is there any way that
we can avoid the war?
/2912
/2916
No, Your Majesty.
The decision rests with you.
/2941
/2951
Please pardon my rudeness
but if you make the decision...
/2985
...I'll do my best to
carry out your wishes.
/3017
/3052
We await your wise decision!
/3066
/3116
We're waiting for you!
/3135
/3139
What?!
/3155
Say that again!
/3173
/3179
I told you.
I want to have a comfortable life.
/3203
/3209
Is that really why you're applying for the
glorious United Planets Space Force?
/3262
/3264
That's right.
/3272
/3293
Jus...
/3308
/3310
Justy Ueki Tylor
20 years old.
/3333
/3344
WELL Mr. Tylor, why do you think
military life would be so "comfortable"?
/3381
/3410
Well, that's because you get food,
as well as the uniform and other
daily necessities for free.
/3507
/3515
I don't have to worry about the
rent and it'll be a piece of cake to
acquire various licenses.
/3560
In addition, if I get stationed on a
space cruiser, I'll be able to sleep all day...
/3590
...in a cryogenic capsule until the
ship arrives at the battlefield.
/3622
And if I can get a cushy desk job, there'll
be nothing easier than the life of a soldier.
/3675
/3693
Right?
/3704
Do you know what the space
force is supposed to do?
/3743
/3746
Well, that's war...
/3787
...Your Excellency.
/3797
/3801
Cut the "Your Excellency" crap!
/3826
/3830
And after the retirement, I can live a
comfortable and elegant life with a pension.
/3892
Isn't it so cool?
/3915
/3919
I guess you have never thought
about the possibility that you might
actually get killed in a war.
/3982
Hell, don't you know that soldiers in
the front-line sacrifice themselves...
/4021
...and their families to carry out
their duties to the country?
/4061
The military is not such a lenient place!
/4083
/4098
Well, well.
/4115
/4131
You have the wonderful eyes that can find
the hidden talents inside applicants.
/4182
/4247
Let's suppose that I was
accepted by the Space Force...
/4277
...and unexpectedly achieved
great accomplishments.
/4306
Impossible!
/4316
No, you can never
predict the tides of war.
/4347
/4351
Your Excellency, please listen.
/4370
/4373
Then, what would happen?
/4385
Let's suppose that I kept getting
promoted by chance and finally
became captain of a space cruiser....
/4440
You mean a Colonel?
/4457
/4473
Well, let's say I became a Fleet Admiral,
not a mere Colonel.
/4512
/4515
In truth, my historical achievements
would not have been possible...
/4546
...if it were not for a certain
person's power of observation.
/4579
/4583
That's right. It's you, ...Your Excellency.
/4603
/4618
That's right. YOU, who had discovered
the talents of Admiral Tylor when he...
/4677
...was still unknown and approved
his application, deserve the recognition.
/4716
/4725
Then the upper echelons of the Space Force
wouldn't let you go unrewarded.
/4767
You'll be guaranteed a comfortable
life for the rest of your life. I envy you.
/4801
/4805
Hey, don't exaggerate...
/4819
And after my retirement,
I'll write an autobiography. 
/4855
On the very first page I'll write...
/4878
/4886
..."Behind my glorious achievements, there
was the presence of a Chief Petty Officer.
/4935
I dedicate this autobiography to
His Excellency, the Chief Petty Officer."
/4975
/4985
Then, you'll be an instant celebrity.
/5033
Great eh?  Isn't that really great?
/5069
/5093
Hmm...TV would be a bit TOO much...
/5110
/5117
Can't you understand?
/5128
No, I can't!
/5137
No way can I send our main force
into the midst of the enemy.
/5175
And although the new empress is young,
we don't know what's on her mind yet.
/5211
What a joke! How could such a
spineless person be a commander of
the United Planets Space Force?
/5244
What the...?
/5253
/5356
You fucking bastard!! 
/5369
Are you trying to insult me?
/5390
/5396
I guess not even you, once a brave general,
could withstand the ravages of time.
/5433
/5458
What are you doing?!
/5471
Are you trying to kill ME,
the Chief of the General Staff?
/5498
/5513
What's wrong?
/5523
Is there nothing behind the lion's roar?
/5547
/5564
Majesty, your decision please.
/5583
/5712
Your Majesty!
/5723
/5731
I see.
/5743
/5810
As Goza 16th of the Holy Larlgon Empire,
I give you my orders.
/5857
/5880
Our empire will punish the despicable
United Planets Space Force in my name.
/5954
/5982
Your Majesty!
I compliment you on a wise decision!
/6019
/6025
Everything will be carried out
according to your wishes.
/6051
/6055
Damn that Wang.
He finally seized control of our force...
/6090
...by sparking the fire of revenge
inside the Empress' heart.
/6133
/6734
Who is it?
/6745
/6772
You saw them, didn't you?
/6789
/6793
Yes, I did.
/6806
My deepest sympathies.
/6837
What are you talking about? I'm Goza 16th,
the empress of the Holy Larlgon Empire.
/6886
The proud empress shouldn't cry,
even over the death of her parents.
/6929
/6956
What you have seen was an illusion. Strike
it from your mind. I command you to do so.
/6996
/7000
No.
/7007
The tears of sadness hold no
shame for even an empress.
/7048
/7059
Forgive me, but I must say that it moves
me to know that you're a real person.
/7116
/7132
How rude!
/7141
Watch your mouth!
/7157
How can I not be ashamed when
a subject of mine saw...
/7187
/7215
You're not just passionate but you
have a kind and gentle heart.
/7265
/7268
What do you mean?
/7275
You're truly an Empress whom we
would not hesitate to sacrifice our lives for.
/7315
/7323
As long as you have those
tears, the warriors of the...
/7350
...empire would gladly lay
down their lives for you.
/7383
/7409
What is your name?
/7424
/7433
Tell me your name.
/7445
/7449
l'Baraba Dom, the captain of
cruiser Dorome belonging to the...
/7505
...Holy Larlgon Empire 27th Outer
Galactic Force, 66th Special Task Fleet.
/7558
/7564
So your name is Dom. How
dare a mere captain of cruiser
speak so bluntly before me!
/7617
/7654
I'll remember your name.
/7678
/7817
Hey, Dom!
There you are.
/7841
/7850
Admiral Lowaner.
/7864
/7872
I've been looking for you.
Your fleet has received orders.
/7907
/7909
My ship has...?
/7926
/7933
Damn that Wang!
/7945
Giving out orders as soon
as he assumed supreme command.
/7978
/7979
I see.
What is it about?
/7999
/8004
It's... Dom, actually...
/8026
/8096
Open tertiary navigational reactor!
/8111
/8116
Oil Pressure Optimal!
/8132
Ready to launch!
/8147
/8152
Cruiser Dorome, commence launch!
/8180
/8285
Activate the primary power sphere!
/8309
/8596
I've really had it!
/8610
If I'm gonna work for the
Space Force, I'd better ask for
a comfortable position like...
/8633
...the captain of a cruiser, or the
pension department where I can
have lots of free time.
/8663
/8703
What should I do now?
/8719
/8722
Psychological aptitude test.
Justy Ueki Tylor. Male. Age 20.
/8766
Application Number: I-7. Is there anything
wrong with the above information?
/8802
/8808
This sucks. Why the hell do I have to
talk with a dirty man in a hole like this?
/8871
/8873
Dirty man?
/8885
/8887
Please don't close-up on your face ...
/8917
/8932
This is the first time that I heard such
an insult from a mere applicant!
/8957
/8962
Shit!
/8970
/8980
I'll take his place.
/8991
This is it!
This is what I wanted!
/9032
 I would have been so happy if
you came out in the first place.
/9072
/9077
You're Justy Ueki Tylor.
Male. Age 20.
/9110
Application Number: I-7. Anything
wrong with the above information?
/9143
/9148
No, nothing wrong.
By the way, what's your name?
/9189
/9199
I'm a Virtual Humanoid, a perfect
artificial intelligence programmed by a...
/9250
...state-of-the-art computer to make it
easier for applicants to take the test.
/9306
Therefore, I don't have a personal name.
/9335
/9344
Since your behavior and speech
are also evaluated as part...
/9381
...of the test, please think
carefully before answering...
/9419
What's the matter?
/9434
That's right.
Betty is a good name.
/9452
/9458
Anyway, that's your name.
/9478
Betty?
/9492
That's right.
Betty is such a nice name.
/9517
My name is Betty...
/9541
/9553
Then I'll begin the test.
/9572
/9578
Question 1: Assume that you are
on an uninhabited island.
/9605
Your enemy is also on the island.
Neither of you has a weapon. 
/9649
What would you do in this situation?
/9668
/9685
Mr. Tylor, please answer.
/9702
/9704
Tha...
/9725
Mr. Tylor, such behavior
will also be evaluated!
/9758
Hmm...
/9773
Mr. Tylor, please answer the question!
/9793
/9801
That's right! Those glasses!
Those glasses just aren't you.
/9831
/9835
Incomprehensible. That is not an
acceptable response for the question.
/9860
/9866
Don't get so mad.
/9884
Because I couldn't get those glasses
out of my mind, I forgot the question.
/9913
Try taking them off, Betty.
/9943
/9958
You shouldn't, Mr. Tylor.
Please give them back to me.
/9975
You're much more attractive without
the glasses. You're a real knockout.
/10019
/10032
Mr. Tylor, you're such a flatterer.
/10059
/10062
I'm not.
/10074
/10077
You're cute even when you're angry,
but now.. you take my breath away.
/10117
/10167
Mr. Tylor, please try to answer
the question more seriously.
/10202
Yes, yes.
My soul is yours to explore.
/10219
/10223
Question 2.
What if you...
/10244
/10248
Please don't stare at me like that.
/10275
/10281
Your round eyes, your small and
cute nose, and your lovely eyelashes...
/10328
Oh dear, Mr. Tylor. I haven't
finished the question yet.
/10368
The question is unimportant.
/10389
If you were a real human, men from
around the world would be at your feet.
/10431
This is my answer.
/10447
/10451
Stop that, Mr. Tylor.
/10468
What are you talking about?
It's incomprehensible. I can't understand.
/10512
/10514
Yes, you can! You're not only
beautiful but smart as well.
/10561
/10580
I-I-It's incomprehensible.
/10614
Mr. Tylor, I've never met
a man like you before.
/10659
/10701
Uh-Oh. Access backup
mainframes immediately!
/10730
Access the computer
in HQ immediately!
/10755
/10764
You can't carry out modern day
warfare with justice and mercy!
/10792
/10794
Please stop that...
/10814
/10818
Shut up! Do you think I can give-up
after being insulted like that?
/10847
Please. Please don't say anything else...
/10874
/10884
No, I won't change my mind. The future
of our Space Force depends on this!
/10927
No, I can't understand.
Is that your answer? Or did we fall in love?
/10976
/10990
What the hell was that?
Is this your doing?
/11022
You idiot!
/11032
/11040
Please give me the answer quickly.
Please.
/11064
But you haven't gave me
the second question...
/11084
/11086
I don't care about the questions!
This is love! This is true love!
/11119
Where am I?
/11126
Who am I?
/11135
/11143
If you really want me to...
/11169
You're such a teaser...
please answer!
/11193
/11220
Please wait...
/11236
/11250
Let's call it quits.
/11270
/11300
Why you...!
/11315
It's my turn now!!
/11331
/11364
Please stop.
I'm very delicate...
/11393
I can't take it...
can't take it anymore...
/11426
I can't take it if you keep doing that...
/11466
I....I....I...
/11497
I don't know what's going on anymore....
/11522
/11528
No...
/11537
What?  ...an enemy attack??
/11548
Impossible!
/11561
/11697
Tylor, where are you?
/11726
/11736
Tylor, where are you?
Please answer me, Tylor!
/11761
Where are you?
/11771
/11774
Oh, shoot.  It's broken.
/11796
/11799
I got a broken heart. It hurts so bad.
You must take responsibility for this!
/11849
Responsibility?
/11859
/11897
Uh...It's not my fault.
/11916
/11919
Tylor, you're not trying to abandon
me after shattering my heart
into little pieces, are you?
/11968
You're so cruel!
You're so irresponsible!
/12007
/12019
I can't forgive you!
I can't!
/12038
/12068
You're the enemy of women!
No...the enemy of all mankind!
/12107
/12180
Alert!!
The artificial intelligence...
/12205
What the hell is going on?
/12219
/12238
You're the enemy!
You're the enemy of mankind!
/12267
/12276
Don't panic! Cut all lines and
switch to manual mode.
/12313
Yes, sir.
/12323
/12359
That's a high-speed cruiser
of the Larlgon Empire! 
/12390
It has already entered
our sector of space!
/12418
This must be a diversionary
attack by the Larlgon Empire.
/12440
/12474
It seems that while you were
acting like a coward...
/12495
...the enemy got impatient
and decided to strike.
/12521
So Admiral Mifune, are you
going to blast the... 
/12547
...Larlgon Empire away for us
in no time at all, eh?
/12576
/12604
Captain Dom.
/12615
/12632
The enemy has sighted us.
They are approaching at full speed.
/12681
/12690
Beautiful...
/12701
/12705
Sir?
/12716
This universe is too beautiful
to be tainted with...
/12741
...the blood of the cowardly
United Planets Space Force.
/12776
/12823
Where is the enemy?
Where did he run to?
/12845
Eh? Excellency?
It's me, Tylor.
/12871
You! You were OK!
You're such a lucky fellow.
/12904
Eh?
/12915
Looks like an agent of the
Larlgon Empire sneaked in... 
/12937
...and destroyed the
artificial intelligence!
/12954
An agent?
/12969
Oh dear, what'll happen to me?
/12985
Don't worry, you passed.
/13010
Huh?
/13015
Who gives a damn about an aptitude
test when a war just broke out?
/13061
Just sign the paper on my desk
and you're ready to go.
/13093
/13101
I'll go ahead and get that spy. Got it?
/13134
/13172
Tylor!
/13181
/13189
What is it?
/13199
/13202
If you make it out of this alive,
don't forget to write an autobiography!
/13240
/13253
Yes, sir!
Leave this war to me!
/13297
/13312
We're waiting for you...
/13330
/13338
We're waiting for you...
/13358
/13364
We're waiting for you...
/13383
/13391
We're waiting for you...
/13412
/13459
IRRESPONSIBLE CAPTAIN TYLOR
/13464
Next time...
/13467
/13487
When people get old, they get money.
People call it a pension.
/13521
/13524
What will Tylor, who has been assigned
to the Pension Department, see there?
/13553
/13556
Next Time:
HEY! THE HAPPY RETIREMENT LIFE!
/13594
/13721
He is a playful fellow who draws people's
attention just by walking on the streets
/13781
/13787
So he will become the star from now on
/13848
/13855
Count down for transformation
/13992
1 2 3 4 5  breathe in 1 2
/14048
/14067
Come on, let's file out right now
/14119
Translated by: Tonghyun Kim
Edited by: John Yoon & Mike Studte