/88 Keep up with the journey without a map /141 /203 Anything I want, I'll grab. /252 /260 Go any way which way I want to. /302 /318 Taking something firmer than a word with me. /408 /426 Right now, sail away for future. /480 /482 Something unknown is waiting. /539 /547 Throw away all the worries and; /610 /676 Let's go for it! /688 /715 Error #1 "Unknown, Irresponsible Man" /744 /873 This is a request from Noriko. /888 /903 Let's put your talents to full use. /925 /942 The Federation Space Fleet needs energetic men. /988 /1028 Fighting for peace and our environment. You're so wonderful. /1093 /1127 I'll be waiting. /1148 /1372 Gentlemen, the Larlgon Empire Fleet is building up force steadily. /1421 Very soon they will gain control over the border regions. /1477 I hear that the new Larlgon Empress is very young, and that they're so busy with power struggles that war is now on the back-burner. /1558 A force without any chain of command is nothing but a sitting duck. /1596 On the other hand, morale in our fleet is high. /1616 Our able commanders and experienced crews will handily defeat any enemy! /1667 This is the time to send in the full force for a blitzkrieg. /1726 /1732 That is my plan. /1749 I'd like to hear the opinion of Perimeter Fleet Commander, Vice Admiral Mifune. /1792 Chief of General Staff Fuji, is correct on some aspects... /1822 Indeed, if we are to make a preemptive strike, our perimeter fleet alone /1870 can definitely sink 40% of the Larlgon Fleet in one month. /1914 If you are courageous, as you are said to be, I assume you will agree to my plan. /1964 No, I oppose it. /1998 /2003 What? /2013 You mustn't underestimate the Larlgon Empire. /2039 For the first year of war, we will fare well, /2069 but in the long term, we have inferior overall weapon production capacity. /2112 Therefore, we will be cornered. /2133 It is very unlikely that we can win against them in a short-term war. /2192 Furthermore, within the empire, the majority of citizens /2225 hold an opinion that we are responsible for the death of the late emperor. /2268 As far as morale is concerned, they will be united under revenge, /2312 meaning that they will be more strongly motivated. /2349 /2354 What if the enemy makes the move first? /2375 Our fleet is ready to fight any time. /2412 /2420 However, it may not be too late to make a preemptive strike if we wait to see what the new ruler does. /2496 /2525 There is no doubt our late emperor, Goza the 15th, was assassinated by the Federation Space Fleet. /2613 The only path for the Holy Larlgon Empire is for Your Majesty to stand and announce your decision. /2714 Wong... /2723 /2741 Is war inevitable? /2760 /2765 Yes, your majesty. Your decision, please. /2791 /2800 If I may... /2808 I, Wong, will have everything arranged as you wish. /2866 /2901 Your Majesty. /2914 /2965 I'll be waiting. /2986 /2990 Say what? I didn't catch that. /3019 /3029 So, I wanna have an easy time. /3053 /3060 Is that the reason you want to join the glorious Space Fleet? /3112 Yes. /3120 /3142 Jus... Just... /3159 Justy Ueki Taylor. 20 years old. /3181 /3196 Then, Taylor-kun... What makes you think the military is an easy job? /3229 /3259 After all, we get free meals, clothes, all daily necessities. /3355 /3362 No worry about accommodations. It's easy to get all types of licenses. /3409 Besides, if I get assigned to a battleship, I can snooze all the way to the battleground in a cold capsule. /3471 Or if I get a desk work, there's nothing easier than that. /3521 /3528 See? Isn't that right? /3549 /3553 Do you really know what it's like to be in Space Fleet? /3595 War, isn't it? /3620 Your excellency. /3627 /3657 Stop that "excellency." /3680 After retirement, luxurious life with all the pension benefits. It's so fun. /3756 /3760 Right? /3763 /3768 I think you're forgetting the fact that you might get killed in the war. /3832 Besides, don't you know what kind of sacrifices the soldiers in the front line are making to serve their country? /3910 The military isn't as leisurely as you think. /3932 /3947 Now, now. /3968 /3979 You have a wonderful talent for determining the potentials of the applicants. /4032 /4097 Let's say that I join the Space Fleet and make some very glorious achievements. /4156 That's impossible. /4165 You'll never know what can happen in a war. /4201 Now, listen, your excellency. You see? /4235 And I get promoted and before I know it, I'm the captain of a battleship.. /4289 You mean the rank of captain? /4303 /4324 Not just captain, but let's assume I become Admiral of Fleet. /4365 I'd write, "without this able officer, my glorious career would not have started." That's you, your excellency. /4452 /4478 You have detected the ability of unnamed soldier who became an admiral. /4526 Now don't you deserve some attention? /4566 /4574 Then, the brass wouldn't leave you alone here. Your future is promised. /4639 Aren't you lucky? /4655 Now, that's a little too far-fetched. /4668 And after I leave the force, I'd write an autobiography. /4704 You'll see this on the first page. /4736 If it were not for a corporal, my distinguished career would not have started. /4786 This autobiography is for the corporal. /4823 /4833 Then, you'll be an instant celebrity. /4879 /4883 Isn't that great? /4920 /4943 Not the TV though.. /4961 /4977 Only a fool would send the main fleet into the enemy territory. /5025 Although the new empress is still young, her capacity is unknown. /5060 What kind of Space Fleet is the answer? /5093 /5212 You dared to insult me? /5241 /5244 I see that the general once know for his bravery has gone senile. /5282 /5307 What do you think you're doing? /5319 You aren't think of killing the Chief of General Staff, are you? /5348 /5364 Well? Just brandishing the sword? /5396 /5414 Your Majesty, your decision, please. /5432 /5561 Your Majesty. /5578 /5582 Alright. /5593 /5658 By the name of the Empress of the Holy Larlgon Empire, Goza XVI, I declare this... /5707 /5729 I order that we strike down the Federation Space Fleet, /5770 for the justice of the late emperor's death. /5804 /5832 I am relieved to hear your decision. /5867 /5874 Then, I shall have all arranged as you please. /5905 Weasel Wong. /5923 By stirring her majesty's vengeance, he took over control of the force. /5981 /6583 Who is there? /6593 /6621 You dared see that. /6641 Indeed. My heart bleeds for thee, your majesty. /6686 How dare you. I am Goza XVI, the empress of the Holy Larlgon Empire. /6735 Even faced with the death of my own father, I'm an empress. /6779 /6805 I would not cry. What you saw was only an illusion. /6828 Forget what you saw. That is my order. /6848 No, tears of sorrow are nothing to be ashamed of, even for your majesty. /6898 /6909 On the contrary, I am deeply moved. /6943 To know that your majesty is a living person also. /6968 /6982 Watch your mouth. No subject of mine will see me crying. /7034 /7065 Not only is your majesty passionate, but also warm hearted. /7118 What? /7124 That's what makes you worthy for your subjects to die for. /7172 So long as you remember the tear, /7202 the warriors of our empire will happily face death. /7233 /7258 What is your name? /7276 /7282 State your name. /7299 I am L'Baram Dom, Captain of the cruiser "Drome", /7357 of the Holy Larlgon Empire 27th Outer Perimeter Fleet, 66th Special Battle Group. /7415 Dom, you are only a captain of a cruiser. /7449 How dare you speak so bluntly. /7466 /7504 I will remember your name. /7528 /7666 There you are, Dom. /7692 /7699 Admiral Lonawa. /7715 /7720 I looked all over for you. Your ship has received an order. /7758 My ship, sir? /7773 /7781 Wong weasel is already abusing his position as supreme commander. /7832 I see, sir. And what is the order? /7855 About that... /7876 /7946 #3 route all clear. Fluid pressure, stable. /7966 Navigational membrane, all green. /8018 Initiate departure sequence. /8029 /8136 Engage primary engine. /8158 /8446 Good grief. /8460 If they ever accept me, I'll ask for the pension department, or to be a battleship's captain. /8494 Those are the easy jobs. /8516 /8553 Now what? /8569 This is a psychological analysis. Justy Ueki Taylor. /8603 Male, 20 years old. Applicant number E-7. /8635 Is that correct? /8654 /8660 I don't believe this. /8676 Why do I have to talk face to face with an ugly man in this cramped space? /8724 Ugly man? /8736 /8740 Please, don't get your face so close to me. /8767 /8781 This is the first time any applicant dared to talk so rudely. /8810 You asshole. /8819 /8829 I'll take over. /8839 Now, that's more like it. /8856 I would have been very ecstatic if you were there from the beginning. /8924 /8927 You're Justy Ueki Taylor. Male, 20 years old. Applicant number E-7. /8977 Is that correct? /8992 /8997 That's correct. Very correct. And what is your name? /9039 /9049 I am an AI simulation of a human, designed to make it easier for applicants to answer. /9154 Therefore, I have no designated name. /9183 /9196 All your answers, expressions, and everything else will be assessed. /9250 Think very carefully before you answer. /9269 Something wrong? /9283 I know. How about Betty-chan? /9307 Your name, for the time being. /9327 Betty-chan? /9342 That's right. Good name, isn't it? /9366 My name is Betty-chan? /9393 /9404 Now, let's begin the test. First question. /9436 You're stranded on an island with an enemy. Neither of you have any weapons. /9498 What will you do? /9519 /9534 Mr.Taylor, please answer. /9553 /9574 Mr.Taylor, all those responses are subject to assessment. /9609 /9619 Mr.Taylor, answer the question. /9654 I know. The glasses don't go well with your face. /9685 Analysis impossible. That is an unacceptable answer. /9717 Don't get so mad. /9733 Your glasses got my attention and I forgot the answer. Now, take them off. /9795 /9806 You mustn't. I want them back. /9824 I knew it. You're so pretty without glasses. /9867 /9885 What flattery. /9911 It's not flattery at all. /9926 You angry face was cute too, but smiling face is even better. /9968 /10016 Mr. Taylor, please answer the question properly. /10051 Sure, shoot. /10073 Question 2. Let's assume that... /10098 Please don't stare at me like that. /10129 Your crystal clear eyes. Cute nose. Lovely ear lobes. /10177 But Mr.Taylor, I'm not finished with the question. /10217 No need to ask. /10237 If you were a real human, all of the single men in the world would go after you. /10282 That's my answer. /10297 /10303 Come on, what are you talking about? /10339 Analysis impossible. I don't understand. /10362 Oh, sure you do. Not only are you good looking, you're smart. /10411 /10432 Analysis impossible. But I've never seen a man like you before, Mr.Taylor. /10506 /10551 Damn. Access another main server immediately. /10592 Try the one in general staff office. /10615 We can't start a war for personal reasons. /10645 Please stop that. /10666 Shuddup. /10677 How could I stop when he's insulted me that far already? /10697 Please, don't say anymore. /10727 /10735 I won't stop. This'll affect the future of my Space Fleet. /10775 I don't understand. Is that your answer? Or are we in love? /10827 /10840 What's the heck was that? Did you do that also? /10873 You fool! /10883 /10888 Come on, answer me. /10913 But you haven't asked me any questions. /10937 Who cares about that. Is this love? Is this affection? /10970 Where am I? Who am I? /10993 Now, I don't think I can answer that. /11018 Naughty man. Answer me. /11042 /11095 Come on, stop that. /11124 /11148 Oh yeah? Take this. /11180 /11235 Please stop. I'm a delicate machine.. /11286 /11291 Wait. Not there.. /11340 /11352 I don't know what's going on.. /11387 Is this an enemy attack? /11401 Impossible. /11410 /11546 Tylor... Taylor, where are you? /11574 /11586 Where are you? Answer me. /11623 Oops, she's broken. /11645 /11649 I feel pain in my heart. A sweet pain. It's all your fault, Taylor. /11699 /11747 I'm not part of this. /11768 Taylor, you aren't going to just leave after fondling me, are you? /11836 /11839 You're irresponsible. /11855 /11868 I can't let you go. I won't let you get away. /11886 /11919 You're the enemy of women. No, you're the enemy of entire humanity! /11955 /12029 Warning. The AI central unit has exploded. /12054 What's going on? /12067 /12086 Enemy! You're the enemy of all humanity! /12125 Stay calm. /12134 Shut down all systems and switch over to manual control. /12163 Yes sir. /12173 /12208 That's a Larlgon Fleet cruiser. /12237 It penetrated through our warning system. /12267 This is a diversion tactic of the Larlgon. /12291 /12323 While you waited like a coward, the enemy lost patience and came in first. /12371 I hope you can fend it off, Vice Admiral Mifune. /12426 /12481 We have been detected by the Federation Space Fleet defense fleet. /12514 It's approaching fast. /12528 /12541 It is so beautiful. /12552 /12565 This universe is too beautiful to be tarnished by those infidel Space Fleet. /12623 /12672 Where's the enemy?! /12695 Your excellency, it's me, Taylor /12721 Oh, it's you. Aren't you a lucky guy? /12764 A Larlgon agent infiltrated our base and blew up our AI. /12803 Agent? What'll happen to me? /12834 /12836 No problem. You're in. /12855 /12864 We're at war. Who'll give a damn about tests? /12903 /12911 Just sign the forms on my desk. That'll do. /12952 I'll go kick ass of the Larlgon spy scum. See ya. /12981 /13038 What is it? /13051 If you make it through the war, make sure to write the autobiography! /13088 /13103 Sure, leave all the war to me! /13147 /13161 I'll be waiting... /13332 /13336 When people get old, they'll receive money. That is called a pension. /13374 What will happen when Taylor is assigned to the pension department? /13405 Next episode, "Alright, Easy Life with Pension" /13446 /13471 Translation by Ensign Fujioka Subtitle Production by Nogami Saeko /13538 /13570 Just by having him walk through the town, /13636 He'll get all the attention he'll need. /13700 /13704 So, he's gonna be the hero now. /13772 /13779 Start counting down for change. /13839 /13877 Take breath in one, two. /13906 /13916 Come on, let's get going. /13971