Dirty Pair TV Episode 6. Many Dangers, Many Dummies Gooley: This time you're going to KNK. Yuri: You mean the KNK development project? Gooley: That's right. Yuri: And what do we have to take with us? Gooley: Super stone prism. Yuri: Super stone prism? Gooley: They need the prism to radiate energy to the core of KNK and enliven it. Kei: I guess all they need to do is to time warp instead. Gooley: They can't do that without damaging the core. Yuri: How many prisms are we carrying? Gooley: Just one. Yuri: Only one? What are all these others, then? Gooley: They're just dummies. Y+Kei: Dummiees? Gooley: Because the galactic pirate, Devil Syndicate, has sniffed out this project. So to give them the slip, we decided to send 20 ships with the same containers on different routes. Kei: And which one has the real container? Gooley: I don't know. Kei: Uh? Yuri: So the one we're carrying could be a dummy? Gooley: Yes, and the real container has a bomb inside. Y+Kei: A bomb? What for? Gooley: Well, it will explode automatically if it's opened by force. Y+Kei: What!? Kei: Of all the different routes, ours seems the most dangerous, doesn't it? Yuri: I'm afraid that's to outsmart the enemy. I think we're carrying the prism. Kei: We don't need to outsmart them. If they're young and good looking, just invite them to our ship. Yuri: Again! Kei: Oh, no! Yuri, what's this horrible music? Can you play something hard for me? Kei: I'm not afraid of any pirate! Kei: Ouch! Beauty and weakness are in proportion to each other. Yuri: Kei! There's a warning. The number of ships which have been attacked is sixteen so far. Patrol ships are going to help them. Kei: Must be too late. All of them have been robbed of all they had. Kei: It must be the Syndicate. This is the list of attacked ships. Yuri: Kei. Kei: Alright, let's start preparing to welcome the pirates. Kei: Well, so many ships have been attacked. Yuri: They've been attacking at random. Kei: I don't think so. Yuri: Oh, there's a ship coming towards us from the east. Kei: Check it. Man: This is light cruiser, Lee One from planet Lon. Could you tell us your ship's name? Kei: Yuri, check their ship's name. Yuri: Okay. Kei: Can we get it on screen? It's awfully strange to bump into another ship out here. Yuri: It should be in view soon. Kei: Shit! Man: Identify yourself. Yuri: How can you say that after shooting at us? Kei: We'll get you back! Yuri: What?! Kei: Look at all that heavy equiptment. That's no ordinary light cruiser. Kei: Keep their attention. I'll go now. Yuri: Kei? Woo! She's got such a short temper. Man: Answer please. Answer, please... Answer immediately! Yuri: Yeah! I'm sorry to make you wait. Kei: Let's go! 3, 2, 1! Man: Bitch! Wait! Kei: Mugi! You're too big for this lift. Kei: Mugi! Kei: I was right. This is the pirates' ship, as I guessed. Kei: Yuri, I'm going to link their computer into yours, so check the data. Yuri: Okay. Yuri: Kei! I don't believe this, They have the 3WA passwords. Kei: The top secret's been leaked? Yuri: What's this? It says that the password of the prism ship is "The Sun". Kei: Ours is called "Lovely Angel." Man: Di...Dirty Pair? Kei: So what..? I see. All the attacked ships have names that have something to do with the sun. Yuri: That's why they asked our ship's name. Kei: Well, at least now we know our ship is a dummy. Yuri: So they haven't found the prism yet. Kei: Not yet. And there's a chance to prevent them. Yuri: Kei! Kei: Come on! Yuri: Kei, I can see a big spaceship coming. Kei: What? I'm coming back, anyway. Kei: What's that terrible ship? Man: Stop, or you'll lose your life. Kei: Shut up! It's getting too much. You'd better not upset me. Man: Pardon? Kaiya: You're as agressive as usual, aren't you? Man: Boss? Ka: I haven't seen you for ages, Kei. Kei: How do you know my name? Ka: You'll soon remember me. Yuri: What's happening, Kei? Kei: A strange man's just turned up. Man: Don't be rude to our boss. Yuri: So he's the boss of the pirate ship/ Man: Stop, I said. Yuri: I didn't know you had a friend who was a pirate. Kei: I've never had one. Ka: You're very cold to behave like that. Kei: I've never ever seen you before. Man: Stop. Ka: Let her go. Kei: Yes, yes. It's very important to have good manners like that. Man: But boss... Ka: I don't want to hurt my childhood friend. Yuri: Your childhood friend? Yuri: He could be one of your naughty old friends, I suppose. Kei: No way! Ka: you can't forget me. Kei: Oh. That wicked way of speaking is... Kaiya? Ka: I'm glad you remembered me in the end. Kei: It makes me sick to remember you. Kei: You know, we can see this kind of man anywhere, who knows he's good looking, and believes all the girls in the world fancy him. Yuri: Well, he seems so. Ka: Nice to see you, Kei. I've been looking for you for a long time. Kei: Really? So, what do you want to tell me? Ka: I just don't want to hurt you. As you might know, our purpose is to get the prism. Ka: We've known each other since we were very small. Why don't you co-operate with me? Kei: Disgusting! Ka: I don't know about your duty, but we'll let you go if you help us a little. Kei: Let us go? That's what we have to say to you. Ka: But you're not in the position to say that, are you? Yuri: What shall we do? Kei: Shit! You're bothering me too much! Ka: Kei, you don't need to worry so much. I only want to know your ship's name. I heard it's called the Dirty Angel, or something like that. Kei: It's got nothing to do with you. Ka: You don't have to hide it. I have to say that we'll start attacking you unless you tell us the name. Kei: If we tell you, you'll let us go? Ka: I promise. I want to see you somewhere else next time. Kei: Well, In that case I'll tell you. Our ship's name is... "Lovely Angel of the Sun." Man: Boss, it's them! Ka: No option. Prepare to attack. Kei: Idiot! Man: Attention. Attention. We've found "The Sun." We've found "The Sun." It's making a run for KNK. Ka: It can't be helped in this case. Yuri: A big spaceship is right behind us. Kei: Excellent! Yuri: But we know we're just a dummy. Kei: So we must discharge our duty as a dummy. Yuri: You're right! The second speed-up! Man: They've switched off the communicator. Ka: Kei! Turn it on again! Yuri: There are two medium cruisers closing from the east, and three behind us. Kei: Great! This is what I expected. Namo, check out the ships behind us. Let's make a dash for KNK. We'll be able to find the Galactic Union army there. We should escape with a bit of luck. Yuri: Yeah! Yuri: Another ship from the east. Kei: You can't catch us. Ka: Kei, give us your container. Kei: You're still talking about that? Idiot! Ka: It's no use to you. Kei: If that was true, we would have given it to you already. Kei: Wait a minute, Yuri. Yuri: Kei? Again? Where are you going? Kei: I'm going to give it to them. Yuri: Jesus! They launched a laser beam at us! Kei: Bastard! You don't want to blow away the container along with us, do you? Ka: I'm happy to hear from you again, Kei. Kei: Shut your mouth. Oh! Kei: Don't move suddenly. Ka: Kei, give us the container now. Kei: Okay, okay. We'll give you something great... A container with a bomb. Kei: I didn't know we had the real one! Yuri: You can't hit us like that. Kei: I see... It's got a trap which explodes itself when we try to take the cover off the wrong way. In a word, I don't need to put a new bomb in it. Uh, this is terrible. Yuri: You're to slow to surround our ship. Yuri: Kei, haven't you finished yet? Kei: Just a few more seconds. Yuri: But they're serious. Ka: Kei, stop resisting us. Kei: Shut up! Kei: What's this? Are you joking? Ka: No one is joking. We're deadly serious. Man: How long have you been taking to beat one small ship? Yuri: Still more? Bloody hell! Yuri: Kei! You've finished? Kei: Wait. Yuri: I can't. Kei: Nearly finished now. Ka: You should think it over more carefully. Kei: Bastard! Ka: Kei, I promise we won't hurt you if you give us the container without resistance. I don't like violence. Kei: You're so vain! Ka: Or would you prefer to be forced? Kei: Not by you. Yuri: Kei, I can't do this anymore. Kei: Yes, you can. Ka: It's impossible to run away. You're captivated by me. Kei: You must be joking. Muu, I don't know who made this machine, but I can't be cheated. Oh, what on earth is happening? Ka: I've told you so many times. All I want is you and the container. Kei: Alright, Kaia. I'll give you my treasure. Kei: Here it is. Receive it. Ka: Switch on the tractor beam. Kei: Hurry up, Yuri. Yuri: Break off the magnet! Ka: Kei, why don't you come with me? I don't think it's a bad offer. Kei: Sorry, I can't. Value the container instead of me. You're too easy going! Switch on! Man: Carry it it. Ka: You'll be mine, someday. Kei: It's going to explode soon. Man: The container is loaded. Ka: What's that? Man: She gave us a container with a bomb! Ka: We have to escape immediately! Yuri: Well done. Kei: Good work. Yuri: But I'm a bit worried about your friend. Kei: I don't think he's dead yet. Gooley: Great work. I was worried about you, but you've done better than I expected. Gooley: I can't believe you did your duty perfectly and even drove the pirates away. Kei: You ripped us off, didn't you? Gooley: Pardon? Yuri: Chief, you must have known we were carrying the real container. Gooley: No, no. I only just found that out, myself. Kei: And you even let them steal the password. Gooley: Password? Kei: The dummy password, "The Sun." Gooley: Hey, have you really completed the job? Have you delivered the container to KNK? Answer my question! Yuri: He's getting so serious. Kei: But we can't give it up. Gooley: Why are you talking to each other in whispers? Kei: The container exploded with the pirate's ship. Gooley: What?!? Yuri: We made the best use of the bomb. Gooley: You! Dirty Pair! You've brought discredit on the 3WA again. We must cut your salaries. And no bonus, no holiday for you, I'm afraid. Kei: Really? Are you sure? Yuri: We can treat it in our way, then. Kei: Yeah, we will because he doesn't reward our efforts. Gooley: What's that? Yuri: Switch. Of what? Yuri: A remote control of a microwave. Kei: The prism is in the microwave, now. Gooley: What are you planning? Kei: It was so hard to remove it from the container. Gooley: Okay, you'll have special bonus and holidays. So deliver the prism to KNK immediately! Kei: Great! Manager: Thank you. Kei: We'll get twice the usual bonus and holidays! Yuri: Because it was such important work, there's no doubt we'll get them. Kei: Let's go and enjoy ourselves!