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DIRTY PAIR Episode 26:
"The Beauties' Cannon"
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Tonight come to a secret casino
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Sometimes, with wild play
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Once your used to falling,
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it's scary
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I'm addicted to estasy
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( Russian ... Russian Roulette )
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Now your heart must decide
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Hugging the dully shiny magnum
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A little frightened, a darling elf
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I'll risk my life until
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you are my prisoner
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I'm dangerous, ( Russian Roulette )
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Shake Shake Beat Beat
( DANCE DANCE )
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Up Up Thrill Thrill
( CHANCE CHANCE )
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Shake Shake Beat Beat
( DANCE DANCE )
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Up Up Thrill Thrill
( CHANCE CHANCE )
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Get Ready!
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THIEF!
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Stop.  Who's a thief?
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Ask anyone... they wouldn't think so.
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Anyone would think so.
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I only ate one piece of cake.
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It's THAT cake, isn't it...
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The one I took the trouble to go all the way
to Blue Lagoon to buy this morning!
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I put it in the refrigerator to have
the pleasure of eating it.
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It's no use eating cake or men
when they're not fresh.
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I think it's good advice,
so show some gratitude.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?!
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Aren't you awfully tense ?
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Because this is my
first important duty.
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The inspection of the Weapon
Research Lab is a formal duty.
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We must be strict.
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Yes, Sir.
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What's going on?!
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I've been waiting
for you, Chief Gooley.
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Marcus?
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Aren't you defense captain Marcus?
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What happened?
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All 3WA Defense Force personnel,
up to and including the Chief,
have been executed.
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What??!
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From now on, I am the Chief here.
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24 hours from now, the 3WA
will also obey me.
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Marcus!  Have you gone mad?
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"THE BEAUTIES' CANNON
IS AN ESCAPE KEYWORD"
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Dangerous, aren't you?
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What?   Who's fault do you think
this sneezing is?
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What could this emergency call be about? 
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Terrible, aren't you -
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You wouldn't even open
the refrigerator door.
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The door didn't open because
YOU decided to shut it!
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THAT was a place
to turn into a popsicle.
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Are you sorry?
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I bet you wasted time
opening it on purpose.
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No likely.
I'm not that crafty.
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Why...?
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My stomach's queasy,
my fever's rising, and you act
like you're not a bit worried.
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This time, you go by yourself, Yuri!
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That's true.
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It would be ridiculous to be shot
by somewho who pulled the trigger
because she sneezed, wouldn't it?
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Skip it...
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Wait !
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Wait, let us on!
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Chief Gooley's floor, please.
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Y-y-yes.
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The Research Lab's been taken over?
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The Chief's a hostage?
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He demanded that we cough up
10 billion credits at the secret
entrance within 24 hours.
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Otherwise, he says he'll launch a
full attack on Eleanor City.
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The pet dog bit the hand that fed it?
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A greedy dog, eh?
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The God Cannon?!
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The SUPER God Cannon.
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In truth, a suitable weapon
to be named after the gods.
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It's been perfected already?
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It's a splendid view.
You can see Eleanor City the best.
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It's the God Cannon, isn't it?
It was built to PROTECT Eleanor City.
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I don't want to pulverize my lovely
world.  What I want is gold.
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10 billion credits is the
limit of my modest ambition.
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You're naive!
The 3WA will attack in full strength.
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I've told you not to underestimate me.
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With you as a hostage,
they won't launch an attack.
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Besides, the 3WA shouldn't begrudge the
money, or see the hostages killed.
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Paying 10 billion credits will protect
both the city and its inhabitants.
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I'll show you
the power of the God Cannon.
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It'll be a snap, because we
know all the systems.
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Hey, weren't you going
to pass this time?
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Observation capsule...?
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Maybe that'll be useful, hm?
I'll make a note of it.
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The main division's
decision has come out.
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The 3WA will not capitulate to
Marcus's demands, nor agree to a deal.
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Well, then, a
surprise attack operation?
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Not... that.
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Oh?
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No surprise attack operation.
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Then what, then?
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The mountain that the Lab's on
is a dormant volcano.
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So, it's eruption will cause
a great explosion.
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In preparation for such situations,
a self-destruct device
has been set underground.
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HQ has already pushed the button.
It will blow up 12 hours from now.
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12 hours ?!
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So the matter is settled.
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Well, then we just have to rescue
Chief Gooley, right?
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... no.
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"No" ?!
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The chances of success of
an operation to rescue
Chief Gooley are less than 1%.
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Calico!  You're very cold, aren't you?
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What do you think you're doing to me?
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You can't succeed.
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We can't send investigation personnel
on such a hopeless mission.
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That is HQ's decision.
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Y-y-you...     Do you think
you're going to go rescue him ?
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Even though YOU say there's less
than a 1% chance of success, eh ?
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That's true.    We can't leave
Chief Gooley to this fate.
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Taking neither the Lovely Angel nor any
weapons, as if we're going to die, eh?
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Be cool.
Because we will make up for that
with knowledge & courage.
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Well, are you coming with me?
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That's MY line?
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In exchange for that,
forget about the cake?
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AND the trick with the
refrigerator, too, hm?
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You did it on purpose, after all?
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Drifting along this slowly,
day will break.
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There was nothing else!
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Say, aren't we going down quickly?
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If it's descending,
it's because you're heavy.
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Well!
I'm stylish.
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Are you saying that I'M heavy ?
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I'll leave that to your imagination.
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Who's saying "Shhh" ?  The person who
pushed me into the refrigerator?
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But you promised
you'd forget about that!
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That kind of loud mouth will
get us discovered.
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What a big mouth!
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Follow it!  We'll investigate.
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What have you found?
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We've found it!
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Ah, damn!
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This is a decoy!
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Get down!
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Indifferently poor actress!
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Because you're getting fat hips.
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Hips?!
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Disgusting uniforms, eh?
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No, it suits you.
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Skip it.
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What are you doing?  Yuri...
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Oh.  Please don't talk so loud.
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What?
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These spiders react to loud noises
by giving a poisonous sting.
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Hurry up and take them off.
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I can't take them off!
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Troublesome.É
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Kei---!
Do SOMETHING!
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Why a convenient thing like this...?
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We're taking you to HQ!
Come quietly.
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Yes, but I...
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C-c-coming...
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Hey, are you shaking?
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Don't you like our gifts?
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If you like, we can cry for help...?
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N-n-no.
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Well, then, turn around.
We'll take them off.
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The 3WA is up to their usual
foolishness after all...
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That's far enough.
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Yes, sir.
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Th-the rail ?
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WHAT?
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The 3WA must be desperate.
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Two women think they can break into
this place by themselves?
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Two women...?
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The troublemaking Trouble Consultants,
aren't they?  The Dirty Pair.
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If you think they're just "two women",
you're making a big mistake.
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They're pitiful.
They're probably in the
alligators' stomachs right about now.
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Wh-what's so funny?
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More likely the alligators
will be in their stomachs.
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When those who come together,
a fearful energy comes to life.
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It's out of my hands.
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Dirty Pair...?
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We'll win by a bust.
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We'll tie 'em up MY way, with a waist.
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A hip-line always makes men giddy.
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Well, the leg is big!
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Look at this pretty leg-line.
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Whatever you may say,É men are
most attracted to the bust!
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It's true!
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Who is it?
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Hindrance!
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You wretch!
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What do you mean, "wretch"!
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I've spotted him.
Chief Gooley is in the observation room.
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The roof and floor
open over there, I suppose.
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Doesn't it open only from the inside?
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We can break in, if
only there's an air vent...
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The air vents to
the observatory are too dangerous.
We'll be discovered at once.
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Look, the God Cannon is standing in the
Weapons Lab housing under the floor.
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We have to get out at once.
Surely the floor must open.
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What'll we do if it doesn't open?
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We have to take a chance with
the observatory air vents.
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It'll open!
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The observatory is more reliable.
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Do as you please.
I'm for the Weapons Lab housing.
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Fine!  We've only got 2 hours left,
so don't screw up.
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You either.
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Bungler!
The air vents are this way.
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I know.
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What are we going to do if we get
caught because you talk so loud ?
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30 minutes left.
What is the 3WA doing?
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Soon, soon...
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You're beaten, Marcus.
Righteousness will always win.
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Shut up!
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Who is it?
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Drat!
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Thank you for your trouble, Dirty Pair.
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Lovely Angel!
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Chief Gooley...
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20 minutes left...
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Wh-what are you doing?
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Where's the other one?
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How should I know?
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The 3WA doesn't do you justice,
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not even a marriage,
or the nuisance of children.
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Even tho she's a woman, 
she's still a nuisance...
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More foolish still, throwing your
lives away for the likes of Gooley...
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Whether I marry or whether I
throw my life away is at MY business.
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A woman's chronic ailment...
The tramp won't stop talking.
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Yuri, be on time below, OK?
Because you're reliable.
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A useless effort!
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Yuri!
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FALL!
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Huh?  Yuri, aren't you there?
Where are you?
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Marcus, go to Hell!
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They're coming, Kei!
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Kei!
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Well done...
Just like the Dirty pair...
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LOVELY ANGEL!
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Chief, the volcano
will blow up in 10 minutes.
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What did you say?
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There's no time to explain!
At any rate, in 10 minutes, it's BOOM !
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Hurry, Chief!
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I-I-I'm fine...
You two escape by yourselves.
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Don't talk nonsense.
What do you think we came here for?
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That's right. Even if you're dead,
we're taking you back with us.
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You've got loyal
subordinates, haven't you?
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But I can't let you escape from here.
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We're trapped!
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If Marcus dies, we die with him...
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It's enough if he dies by himself!
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I think the bottom is covered,
too, don't you?
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It's an aeroshed locking system...
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Yuri!  What are you doing?
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Get the Chief.
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So long, Marcus!
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What's that?
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That's the capsule containing
the Lab's secret documents.
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No matter what happens,
we've got to protect those...
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If it's this strong, it's OK.
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Kei!
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Good, this is an escape, isn't it?
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Hey, what are you doing?
Those are important research results...
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We, as living humans, are more important
than any RESEARCH, aren't we?
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At a time like this, research that
can't save us isn't important.
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Kei, 3 minutes left!
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OK.  With this, you'll be OK, Chief.
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What's this?
It can't be overweight?
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Oh, fine, I'll get out.
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What are you doing? Idiot!
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Oh shut up!
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2 minutes left.
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Kei...
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Kei, that's IMPOSSIBLE
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THAT was impossible.
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If we fire it at this close-range,
we'll end up blowing ourselves up.
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If we're going to blow up no matter
what we do, we might as well try it!
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Let the Goddess of Victory
grant us this favor.
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Those two...
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The Dirty Pair didn't deserve to die.
Am I going to stand for them dying?
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Yuri...
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Yuri--?!
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YURI..?!!
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YU-RI- ?!!
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Yuri, don't die like this.
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Didn't you promise we'd eat
cake at the Blue Lagoon?
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How can you be dead?  Hang on...!
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Sorry, Yuri.
...about eating the cake.
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Although there was no reason for
me to go hungry like that.
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I didn't know it was a cake
you enjoyed so much.
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It's you're fault, Too!
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If it was such an important cake,
you should have hidden it
where I wouldn't find it !
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Yuri, please come back!
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I'll let you make me eat
Blue Lagoon cake 'til I'm dead.
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Do as you please,
but you're still heavy.
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You've gotten big from stealing and
eating other people's cakes.
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Yuri!
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Fatso!
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Y-you're still alive!
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Dirty face....
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Which one?
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Ah, oh no.
I can't help but pair up with you again.
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But this place is no good, like this.
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But I don't want to be teamed up with you.
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Fine, because I'll look for somebody else!
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There's NOBODY who wants
to be YOUR partner!
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based on a translation by
C. Sue Shambaugh
 
song lyrics translated by
Liz & Aki Yasuda
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