/25
Twenty years past since the
warp drive has been completed.
/72
People have benefiting
from advanced computers and
create ideal living spaces.
/120
Even here at Elenor City,
population 5000 000, they have
/157
  
a computer which organizes all
of the activities in the city.
/195
They called it, Brian.
/230
 
/260
Lovely Angel.  Respond!
This is Gulii.
What's your status?
/293
 
/349
It's hot!
/358
 
/429
  
What is going on?
What is Brian doing?
/465
 
/540
Hey!!!
/542
]vpos=200; add
Lovely Angel....
Are you listening to me...
/564
]clear=1; add; vpos=0
It got cut off.
Communication from
Chief Gulii was cut off.
/600
It's cold!  What is this?
/625
Brian, the main computer,
is acting strange.  Look!
/670
What?  Ooopp I'm sorry.
/699
How convienent.  It's warm.
/722
 
/740
]vpos=200
"Caution for when making pickles
using a shaved off cat" 
/770
]add; vpos=0
It's gone crazy!
/790
 
/810
]add
It's saying the one
that is crazy is you.
/835
How dare does this
computer start the fight.
/864
Now what is going on?
/880
 
/1100
Subtitles by Arctic Animation
Not for sale or rental.
/1140
Dirty Pair #1
"We'll Teach You How
To Kill A Computer"
/1177
 
/1231
Brian's overrun,
which started from 0-2, is now
spreading throughout the tower.
/1267
  
Communications to the
outside is now impossible.
/1286
What is the cause?
 
/1296
]add
I don't know.
/1310
  
Chief, while we still have
time, we should get a "G-Box".
/1340
 
/1395
I guess we have no choice.
/1405
 
/1443
 
/1480
What?
/1488
 
/1493
Brian is still operating!
/1504
 
/1512
G-Box was built to shut it
down under any circumstances.
Why..
/1548
 
/1560
We can only assume that it is
refusing by its own decision.
/1596
 
/1614
Geez, it is all flooded.
This and that...
It is all Brian's fault.
/1645
 
/1655
  
In any case,
we only have to stop Brian.
/1673
 
/1892
  
Hey you kids!
I'll help you right away!
/1909
 
/1919
Are you sure?
Isn't it you old lady,
who needs the help?
/1939
 
/1944
Old Lady?
/1953
 
/1961
Even though we look like this
we are trouble consultants
of the WWWA, the Lovely Angels.
/1998
 
/2007
  
But we never saw
such a thing on TV.
/2027
 
/2050
You brats!
/2062
 
/2085
Mugi don't let go!
 
/2099
 
/2108
]add
You traitor!
/2128
 
/2312
  
Please follow the guide
of emergency personnel.
/2355
 
/2376
This is side 205.
Headquarter please respond.
Headquarter please.
/2415
 
/2420
Please enter the file name.
/2432
 
/2458
Please enter the file name.
/2470
 
/2500
I do not understand
this file name, please
enter the file name again.
/2527
 
/2536
  
Where is the core
of Brian located?
/2547
Underground.
/2557
 
/2565
Watch where you are touching...
/2573
 
/2588
Oh, I'm sorry.
I have been shoved
around by people.
/2609
 
/2616
Wow, how handsome..
/2629
 
/2638
  
How long are you going
to hold on to his hand?
/2655
 
/2662
Oh, I can't?
/2670
 
/2677
  
What do you mean, 
"Oh,I can't?"
/2687
 
/2694
Oh, excuse us...
/2707
 
/2843
Everybody calm down.
 
/2856
]add
Please don't push.
/2875
Come on, move move.
 
/2884
]add
Oh Excuse me..
/2894
]align=left
What?!?  Who are you guys?
/2910
]add; align=right
US?
/2920
]align=center
 
/2943
We are...
/2956
 
/3022
with the WWWA.
/3038
 
/3052
the Lovely Angels.
/3067
 
/3114
  
What does the professional
women's wrestlers want here?
/3134
 
/3164
  
Why shouldn't we tell
them our major name?
/3185
 
/3190
No, we can't let that happen.
/3203
Don't come close...

/3222
]add
Give that to me.
/3233
 
/3240
ah.. ah..  Everybody...
We the Lovely Angels will
bust the shutter and ...
/3320
 
/3644
Don't let go.
/3657
I wouldn't let go!  I wouldn't!
/3683
 
/3792
Flooding in G-3 terminal area!
/3814
All reserve machine
workers please
proceed to J-5 and below.
/3840
Patrol ships in that
area please report
immediately to headquarters.
/3869
  
/3880
This is 5020.
Right now, I am .....
/3920
 
/3934
Electricity 35F has been cut.
/3950
 
/3966
36, right hand side, zoom in.
/3984
 
/4006
It's the Dirty Pair.
/4018
 
/4024
What?  These two are...
/4034
 
/4045
Contact them right away.
/4057
 
/4069
This side is dead too.
/4072
Well ok then.
Connect the blue
line to the red line.
/4096
There is an excess black line.


/4110
]add
Use one from third
from the left.
/4120
Where is the RF switch?

/4142
]add
on the top.
/4156
  
/4170
With this, we can go right
down to where Brian is.
  
/4200
]add
Well then...
/4214
What??!  What is going on?
  
 
/4220
]add
I pressed the "down".
"Down", I pressed.
/4260
 
/4320
My breasts are gonna get squished.
  
 
/4346
]add
Yours is just muscle so
don't worry about it.
/4360
Shut up.
/4370
My beautiful proportions
are going to get messed up.
/4410
We confirmed they are
heading to the top floor
using the linear elevator.
/4444
Don't trust any
information from Brian.
/4479
 
/4487
  
All of you,
act on your own decision.
/4499
 
/4549
  
How far is this thing
suppose to go up?
/4569
 
/4577
  
Elevator is not going
to answer that question!
/4594
 
/4603
  
Sometimes you say
such annoying things.
/4621
 
/4630
  
Then why don't we break
up the partnership?
/4641
That is such a wonderful idea.
/4654
 
/4679
  
You two over there.
You are WWWA's Tracons?
/4700
 
/4708
  
Yeah!  That's right!
We are the Lovely Angels.
/4723
 
/4731
Can't hear you very well.
Adjust microphone.
You are WWWA's Tracons?
/4771
 
/4834
Hey, it's the Dirty Pair.
/4849
I mean...
It really is the Dirty Pair.
/4875
I heard that!!
/4886
 
/4895
  
I'm sorry.
It's a emergency request.
/4920
We need you two to
stop Brian for us.
/4956
  
Alright then, will you take
us to the computer room.
/4986
 
/4995
Yes.  But computer room is
locked by Brian so we can
probably take you near there...
/5039
 
/5243
  
Woa..  We can't
get down this way.
/5255
 
/5277
Kei, call for the Lovely Angel.
/5294
 
/5302
But in order to have
contact with the ship...
Mugi!!
/5328
 
/5333
That's right!
/5340
 
/5402
Mugi, listen to me carefully.
  
  
/5428
]add
You are going in to the
capsule by yourself.
/5443
  
and with Nanmo you two are
going to bring our ship here.
/5483
 
/5495
Communicator in
our room is broken.
We can't contact him from here.
/5520
 
/5528
You can do it by
yourself can't you?
 
/5541
]add
Ok then?
/5548
 
/5584
Here hold on tight.
/5595
 
/5606
Please save that big cat too.
/5623
Well, ok..
/5635
 
/5647
Ok, Mugi GO!
/5655
 
/5677
Oh no!  Neko-san don't go.
/5699
 
/5716
Will it be alright?
/5729
Trust our lovely pet.
/5743
 
/5747
Not for sale or rental.
/5913
Yuri!  Behind us!
/5928
 
/6023
Got them!
/6031
 
/6041
  
But we're in a worse
situation than before.
/6061
 
/6214
Mugi please do it right.
/6228
 
/6238
  
How miserable...
I'm going to hell, hugging Kei.
/6274
 
/6279
Well, then let go!
/6291
 
/6299
You gotta be joking.
/6318
 
/6336
What stop that!
/6345
 
/6355
This isn't good.
/6364
 
/6416
  
I saw something like
this in the movies.
/6441
  
Well then, what is going
to happen to the heroine?
/6463
  
Of course they are going
to get away nicely.
/6483
 
/6487
I guess so...
/6495
 
/6531
Oh no!  Oh god!
/6546
 
/6572
We're falling!
/6581
 
/6712
How wonderful.
/6724
Should I let you go?
/6743
You gotta be joking.
/6767

/7080
This parachute is too small.
 
 
/7100
]add
It is better than
not having one.
/7120
 
/7170
There!  Over there!
/7190
 
/7506
There are many air
cars over there.
Can't move it yet?
/7525
Shut up!
I'm doing intrique
things so stop babbling.
/7547
 
/7557
blah! Blah Blah Blah.
/7572
I said stop babbling.
/7586
It moved!  Hold on!
/7611
 
/7790
They're here!
/7800
 
/7820
And also our customers too.
/7840
 
/8066
  
Hey this isn't an air duct
from the incinerator dome?
/8089
You got it right.
/8117
What!  But if we
going this way,
we are going to get burned.
/8130
 
/8142
  
Don't you know this incinerator
sparks every five seconds?
/8166
 
/8183
  
If we u-turn in that time,
it will be alright.
/8198
 
/8205
  
Who is in charge
of the incinerator?
/8227
 
/8234
Oh yea, it's Brian!
/8241
 
/8249
  
See, I knew you
weren't thinking.
/8263
 
/8274
Well, I guess it doesn't work.
/8283
 
/8462
They're gone.
/8473
 
/8492
  
See..   Because you always
act without thinking.
/8517
Shush.  Stop babbling.
Keep moving.  Here.  Hurry up..
Come on Come on.
/8561
 
/8566
Stop pushing me so much.
/8581
 
/8591
  
Who do you think
saved your life?
/8616
  
If you weren't here, we
wouldn't be iin this trouble.
/8634
 
/8916
Nanmo, relay to Brian
/8934
 
/9000
What is this?
You are different from humans.
You are more like me.
/9023
  
What is the reason
of this Brian?
/9091
You are the reason.
Humans have betrayed me.
/9140
You are the ones who betrayed
/9160
 
/9164
  
I'm controlling all the
systems in this tower.
/9183
 
/9200
However,
there was an unknown unit,
that existed in the tower.
/9236
It was G-box?
/9246
 
/9256
I have learned when this
unit is activated I will lose
considerable amount of memory.
/9296
 
/9310
Alright!
I will tell them
to get rid of it.
/9329
 
/9336
So stop it.
/9348
 
/9360
Unit has already been cleared.
I'm not going to stop.
/9381
Brian was a computer
that worked in an extreme
low temperature, wasn't it?
/9409
yea.
/9420
  
Nanmo,
start the thermo scanner.
/9430
 
/9448
  
Lock on to the
lowest temperature.
/9458
 
/9465
Set main lasers count to 15.
/9477
 
/9496
]align=left
Are you sure?
/9501
]add; align=right
Yea.
/9507
]align=center
 
/9517
  
Brian, you heard it,
didn't you?
/9530
 
/9542
Now if you don't wish
to get destroyed,
be a good boy alright?
/9567
 
/9575
  
Our lasers are quite different
from the ones you have.
/9593
Negative
/9608
  
You're not nice.
OK, Nanmo, start it!
/9636
 
/10005
  
He reflected it
using something.
/10013
 
/10140
Brian, are you listening still?
/10148
 
/10157
Yes,  It seems like
another fame has been
added by the name Dirty Pair.
/10200
It is none of your business.
/10212
 
/10248
I know you are pretty
smart so I have some
questions I want to ask to you.
/10282
By the way, you do have
both our data don't you.
/10310
 
/10313
Yes.
/10319
 
/10329
Ok then.
I and Yuri,
who is the better woman?
/10348
 
/10355
  
If you can compute that answer,
we will leave you alone.
/10385
 
/10391
It is irrelavent
/10407
  
Oh, I guess you can't
commute that answer.
/10435
  
Stupid,  idiot,  useless
collection of circuitry.
/10457
 
/10483
Well, alright.  Let's try it.
/10493
 
/10540
I got it
/10550
What do you mean "I got it"?
/10559
 
/10563
I just made a chance.
/10572
 
/10578
oh then,
/10587
 
/10595
Nanmo, cut off the
relay with Brian and
connect to the warp terminal.
/10631
 
/10850
What is this suppose to be?
/10860
 
/10920
  
What!  What did
you say to "warp"?
/10936
 
/10944
There is too much interference.
/10959
  
Garbage, gas, dust.
It doesn't matter what it is.
/10982
  
I'll give you the
coordinates for warp.
/10999
 
/11010
Well, we do have one
of these old ships that
we are trying to get rid of.
/11046
  
However, this is a first time
we do this so I don't know
/11067
  
exactly what is
going to get there.
/11077
  
I don't care what it is,
just hurry up.
/11094
 
/11100
Hey you...
/11112
It is alright.
/11118
 
/11220
  
woo, Dirty Pair.
Just as the rumour said.
/11250
  
Planet Lamail incident,
wounded 3521.
/11282
 
/11315
Kei, isn't that computer gets
completely shut down even the
dust gets in there  isn't it.
/11355
  
What's going to happen if
the ships get in there?
/11375
 
/11380
yea, but we just have to do it.
/11395
 
/11422
This is warp terminal.
We received the
warp coordinate.
/11443
 
/11459
  
aah, are you sure
about this coordinate?
/11476
 
/11492
If you gonna keep babbling
about it I am going to put you
on to the WWWA's black list.
/11546
 
/11553
Hurry up on the mapping.
/11562
 
/11585
what?  What are you planning?
/11608
 
/11631
I do not trust you guys.

/11658
]add
I will not forgive humans.
/11671
 
/11684
  
Dirty Pairs restore
your communications.
/11708
 
/11726
Warp 10 seconds
/11736
 
/11742
nine eight seven
/11772
  
There should not be
anything I don't know.
/11791
 
/11798
Hurry up
/11809
 
/12035
What were both of you doing?
/12051
 
/12065
  
I've been trying to
contact you all night.
/12079
 
/12092
  
Hey are you listening?
Kei?  Yuri?
/12122
 
/12132
Hey!  Respond!
/12148
 
/12164
Hey Kei, it is Cheif Gurii
/12180
 
/12198
I am going to go to sleep.
/12215
 
/12219
What!  What is that?
/12237
 
/12248
  
I seems that we have to
recreate the computer again.
/12272
 
/12276
Wow they done it pretty well.
/12287
 
/12300
  
No wonder they are
called the Dirty Pair.
/12315
 
/12380
  
But I wonder, did Brian manage
to get an answer for it?
/12401
 
/12413
  
It is obvious.
There is only one answer.
/12437
Not for sale or rental.
/12509
subtitled by fans for other fans.
/12556
Arctic Animation subtitle
/12602
  
/13476
  
/13480
  
/13483
  
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